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In these trying times, I don't know much. But I do know this: when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In these trying times, I don't know much. But I do know this: when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.
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me: my neck and head hurt, I wish there was something I could do to feel a little better
the humble acetaminophen:
the humble acetaminophen:
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
me: my neck and head hurt, I wish there was something I could do to feel a little better
the humble acetaminophen:
the humble acetaminophen:
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Oh hell yeah, a private equity firm is taking over a service I've used for years and never had a problem with?? This is sure to have a lot of benefits for me, the consumer!
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Oh hell yeah, a private equity firm is taking over a service I've used for years and never had a problem with?? This is sure to have a lot of benefits for me, the consumer!
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
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After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
After an economic crash you always see headlines like What Was Everyone Thinking? What do you mean everyone, most of us are waving our arms and screaming every day, it's a handful of insanely rich assholes who aren't listening
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
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The Left: No one should have to decide between food and healthcare.
The Right: Everyone should have to decide between food and healthcare.
The Center: Some people should have to decide between food and healthcare, but they should not be people we know.
The Right: Everyone should have to decide between food and healthcare.
The Center: Some people should have to decide between food and healthcare, but they should not be people we know.
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Left: No one should have to decide between food and healthcare.
The Right: Everyone should have to decide between food and healthcare.
The Center: Some people should have to decide between food and healthcare, but they should not be people we know.
The Right: Everyone should have to decide between food and healthcare.
The Center: Some people should have to decide between food and healthcare, but they should not be people we know.
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Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Generally speaking I don't want my items to be Futuristic, I want them to work
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The GM can basically always kill the party, the skill comes from threatening to do so but plausibly failing to do so.
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The GM can basically always kill the party, the skill comes from threatening to do so but plausibly failing to do so.
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Working on a post and just learned that "zombies eat brains" only goes back to "Return of the Living Dead" in 1985. Before that, they just ate flesh.
Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Working on a post and just learned that "zombies eat brains" only goes back to "Return of the Living Dead" in 1985. Before that, they just ate flesh.
Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
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“Don’t you wish you had a computer you could talk to?” No I absolutely the fuck do not, what is wrong with you.
October 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Don’t you wish you had a computer you could talk to?” No I absolutely the fuck do not, what is wrong with you.
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There is so much more to me than being super duper gay. I am also very annoying.
October 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
There is so much more to me than being super duper gay. I am also very annoying.
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my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
October 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
my woke take is that entirely too many people feel entitled to the benefits of a social contract while not feeling bound by the responsibilities of said contract
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trumps strategy of destroying blue states which bring in majority of countries revenue and then also destroying and bringing red states to mass suicide with tariffs doesn’t make much sense so far
October 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
trumps strategy of destroying blue states which bring in majority of countries revenue and then also destroying and bringing red states to mass suicide with tariffs doesn’t make much sense so far
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
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any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally