fìach hoffman
@evidently-empty.bsky.social
despite popular misconception, i am neither joe strummer nor muhammad ali; just an amateur, takin' it easy for all y'all sinners
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If Sisyphus finds
At the top of the hill,
A nine to five--
Then why the hell
Was he going that way?
At the top of the hill,
A nine to five--
Then why the hell
Was he going that way?
August 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If Sisyphus finds
At the top of the hill,
A nine to five--
Then why the hell
Was he going that way?
At the top of the hill,
A nine to five--
Then why the hell
Was he going that way?
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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Easter, 4/20, and Wrestlemania all on the same day. Jesus wants you to know that he loves you
April 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Easter, 4/20, and Wrestlemania all on the same day. Jesus wants you to know that he loves you
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Gallows humor all day every day
April 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Gallows humor all day every day
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Murder Mystery Podcast
April 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Murder Mystery Podcast
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Here's an alternate fantasy author who isn't an absolute cunt: Ursula K Le Guin
April 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Here's an alternate fantasy author who isn't an absolute cunt: Ursula K Le Guin
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doing a rug pull on my new job by immediately getting in a disabling workplace accident
April 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
doing a rug pull on my new job by immediately getting in a disabling workplace accident
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‘Fawning’ is a response where a person gives a servile display of exaggerated flattery in order to gain favor or advantage.
AKA: ass-kisser, bootlicker, toady, suck-up brown-noser, etc.
AKA: ass-kisser, bootlicker, toady, suck-up brown-noser, etc.
April 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
‘Fawning’ is a response where a person gives a servile display of exaggerated flattery in order to gain favor or advantage.
AKA: ass-kisser, bootlicker, toady, suck-up brown-noser, etc.
AKA: ass-kisser, bootlicker, toady, suck-up brown-noser, etc.
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If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
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an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
March 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
an executive order is not a law
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Hip Gnosis, liked to wotk all angles of the law. P.I., sometime bail bondsman, bookie, dealer, CPA. He was equally at home in a 3 piece suit or PVC, with a .38 on his hip or ball gag in his mouth.
March 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hip Gnosis, liked to wotk all angles of the law. P.I., sometime bail bondsman, bookie, dealer, CPA. He was equally at home in a 3 piece suit or PVC, with a .38 on his hip or ball gag in his mouth.
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on this day
March 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
on this day
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no that's... that's too many squirrels
March 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
no that's... that's too many squirrels
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it is still 2025. a billionaire, high on horse drugs, nods his approval while his team of teenagers misunderstand spreadsheets. the vice president hates his wife and prefers the company of a good sectional. everyday a new judge gets a migraine. you are in your 30s and praying for an alien invasion
March 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
it is still 2025. a billionaire, high on horse drugs, nods his approval while his team of teenagers misunderstand spreadsheets. the vice president hates his wife and prefers the company of a good sectional. everyday a new judge gets a migraine. you are in your 30s and praying for an alien invasion
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it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
it is 2025. the US president is obsessed with owning greenland. in between golf and signing his name on things, he makes posts in all capital letters which are somehow both meaningless and illegal. you are in your 30s and have the stress level of someone being hunted for sport. life is bad
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it’s not really enough that he gets like shot or something boring, i’m rooting for a full on final destination style splatter fest
March 12, 2025 at 1:16 PM
it’s not really enough that he gets like shot or something boring, i’m rooting for a full on final destination style splatter fest
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[Control] [ALT] [Soup]
March 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
[Control] [ALT] [Soup]
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