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Evan Savage
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Going to university for Software Engineering
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malwaretech.com
The US government banning TikTok due to fear of Chinese influence, then GenZ moving to an app that sounds like it was named after a book of communist propaganda written by Mao Zedong is something not even the best writers in the world could script.
January 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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futur.blue
xiao hong shuah
January 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
amazing things are happening on rednote
January 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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ceej.online
Every year, millions of Americans are born without the Knowing When You’re Standing Right in the Fucking Middle of the Grocery Store Aisle gene. Incurable, unfortunately
January 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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flobbert.bsky.social
If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”
seamus.bsky.social Seamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social · Jan 12
My Co-founder Josh Weinsch took this photo of his little daughter’s bike, which was in their driveway when they evacuated. Their neighborhood was vaporized.
January 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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malwaretech.com
The Twitter trending feed used to be good for breaking news, now it's just good for discovering that there are people far dumber than the dumbest person you could ever imagine
January 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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illumi.meme
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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iwriteok.bsky.social
here's a free cheap cooking at home tip for you zoomers: add one spoon full of instant coffee to a cup of noodles, pour in hot water. serve. it's got nutrition, energy, and every spoonful carries a welcome reminder that your death is now slightly closer
January 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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aria.labeledrude.online
An edit of the "Menus and Parkour" comic to be about the two genres of games being "bastard" and "sicko".
September 23, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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snuffbait.bsky.social
shadowrun is cool i wish seattle were real
January 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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crimew.gay
never kill yourself
a photo of balatro on a steam deck in front of a beautiful winter landscape outside a train window
December 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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mattcolville.bsky.social
You notice a dog smell.
January 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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angry guy saying "They're DEPRECATING the X11 backend" and someone says "waow" but in their head they're thinking "based based based based based based based based"
January 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.
DM conversation between me and a sad person reads your a fag right (Actually it's you're) You guys on the left are to easy to trigger and fun to bully Did I invade your save space (Actually it's safe space)
January 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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parkermolloy.com
My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly.
January 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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rickgriffin.bsky.social
The Treachery of Images enters the public domain this year. Now you can OFFICIALLY display to your viewers the tenuous relationship between the signifier and the signified
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
January 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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retr0.id
new year, new me. I replaced myself with a clone.
January 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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peterwmurphy1.bsky.social
For Maths fans, 2025 is a square.
45² = 45 x 45 = 2025
Also,
9² x 5² = 2025
40² + 20² + 5² = 2025
My favourite?
1³+2³+3³+4³+5³+6³+7³+8³+9³ = 2025
#Mathematics #teaching #education
January 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
when i was a few minutes younger i thought it was 9:33 a.m. eastern time. and maybe at one point, that was the case. but part of growing older is finding enough humility to let go of some of the things you once held as true
December 31, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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sydneyelaine.bsky.social
i don’t want to go into the new year on bad terms with anyone. if i hate you please die by january 1st
December 29, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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k-a-aitch.bsky.social
Rain is actually quite debilitating for someone like me who's made entirely out of sugar.
January 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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malwaretech.com
A useful tip for taking photos or videos of fireworks on NYE: ask yourself when was the last time someone asked you for a video of last year's fireworks.
December 31, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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jonbois.bsky.social
atheists do not celebrate new year's day as they do not believe in years. i do not share their lack of belief, but i respect it. it takes all types of people to make the world turn
December 31, 2024 at 7:50 PM