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Kash’s Dad
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Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.

by Ezra Klein
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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BACK-TO-BACK FOR THOSE THAT DIDN’T GET THE MESSAGE. 🏆
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Nope, sorry, that is sour grapes.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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How on earth do you put this pitch here
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Great moments in redaction history.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Best WR in football
Puka Nacua’s first four games:

10 REC, 130 YDS
8 REC, 91 YDS, rush TD
11 REC, 112 YDS
13 REC, 170 YDS, TD
September 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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NL West champions in recent history:

2025: Dodgers
2024: Dodgers
2023: Dodgers
2022: Dodgers
2021: Giants
2020: Dodgers
2019: Dodgers
2018: Dodgers
2017: Dodgers
2016: Dodgers
2015: Dodgers
2014: Dodgers
2013: Dodgers
September 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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thursday’s walkers: an original nike flyknit trainer from 2012

the gold standard of olympic medal stand shoes, still just as perfect as they were 13 years ago

the epitome of a modern classic
September 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICE’s time.
August 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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"The Slovenian Sex Worker Who Did Soft-Core Lesbian Porn and Married a Vulgar Rapist for his Money Opera House" seems like a long name.
July 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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American History X The Everything App
July 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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American Jews are sick & tired of being used as pawns in your cynical political games. We are overwhelmingly progressive & vote for candidates who want to make the world a better place. Just stop with your fake concern about antisemitism.
June 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns
June 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Andy Pages should be in that OF logjam.
June 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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the lesson of this isn't that tucker carlson is actually good but that you should ask these people basic factual questions instead of bullshit about politics
WATCH: “You’re a U.S. senator and you don’t know anything about the country you want to topple.”

Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
June 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Dozens!!
Dozens of companies have pledged to build more manufacturing in the U.S. since President Trump took office. Generic drugmakers aren’t among them.
Generic Drugmakers Resist Trump’s Calls for More U.S. Manufacturing
Companies say further domestic investment is too risky in such a low-margin and unpredictable business
on.wsj.com
June 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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This wouldn't be happening if Trump were president.
June 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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The beachSUCKS! Lets lay on hot sand that gets everywhere & when we're miserably hot we can go float in saltwater inhabited by a bunch of shit that wants to eat you. Fucking amazing idea, should I bring a 600 lb. cooler? Hopefully there's nowhere to park so we can get a workout lugging all our shit.
May 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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im sorry to be so divisive and partisan but i dont think the government should be inventing a criminal history out of thin air to justify sending someone to a concentration camp in a foreign country
April 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Shohei is a double and triple away from the cycle in the first inning
April 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Imagine not realizing who looks bad in this scenario
April 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM