FUCK ICE.
@stephenmiller4ft10.bsky.social
Just here to crack my lil' jokes while it's still legal. Married w/ Children.
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This administration is so in-touch with the wants and needs of the average American it's truly amazing! People have been wanting wood-paneled station wagons back on the streets for years. HOW DID THEY KNOW?!?!?!?
When I take my two sons to get haircuts it's $578 for the three of us. Is that normal?
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
When I take my two sons to get haircuts it's $578 for the three of us. Is that normal?
If I ever want my wife to leave me alone I just bring up sex.... then she vanishes.
Laughing through the tears.
Laughing through the tears.
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
If I ever want my wife to leave me alone I just bring up sex.... then she vanishes.
Laughing through the tears.
Laughing through the tears.
If you were not born in the 1980's I DON'T LIKE YOU!
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
If you were not born in the 1980's I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Please daddy I'm begging you... please tread on me!
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Please daddy I'm begging you... please tread on me!
Trump wants housing prices to stay high, highlighting how little he knows about, well, everything!
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Trump wants housing prices to stay high, highlighting how little he knows about, well, everything!
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How to turn a pizza for 4 into a Calzone for 1 in one simple step :3
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
How to turn a pizza for 4 into a Calzone for 1 in one simple step :3
"Trump policies at odds with emerging understanding of...."
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"He estimated COVID may have increased the number of adults in the U.S. with an IQ of less than 70 from 4.7 million to 7.5 million — a jump of 2.8 million adults dealing with "a level of cognitive impairment that requires significant societal support," he wrote."
www.cbsnews.com/news/covid-l...
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Trump policies at odds with emerging understanding of COVID's long-term harm
Studies offer insights into the health risks and burdens faced by people who have had COVID infections. Meanwhile, the Trump administration has narrowed COVID vaccine recommendations and cut research.
www.cbsnews.com
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
"Trump policies at odds with emerging understanding of...."
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I need a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong..........jacket.
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I need a girl with a short skirt and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong..........jacket.
As long as stocks soar we are losing....
January 29, 2026 at 6:07 PM
As long as stocks soar we are losing....
I look exactly how you'd expect and ICE agent to look... and I hate it.
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I look exactly how you'd expect and ICE agent to look... and I hate it.
Unfortunately for us, he needs to remain POTUS to keep from prison so he won't be stepping down... peacefully.
"KING" DONALD TRUMPSTEIN is APPROACHING NIXON POLLING NUMBERS NOW
He’s -29 points with independents.
He’s down -28 points with Latino voters.
He’s -26 points with voters under 30.
Nationally, 56.7% disapprove of him.
He’s -29 points with independents.
He’s down -28 points with Latino voters.
He’s -26 points with voters under 30.
Nationally, 56.7% disapprove of him.
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Unfortunately for us, he needs to remain POTUS to keep from prison so he won't be stepping down... peacefully.
I'm still laughing about the "Make Fuck, Get Green Card."
January 29, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I'm still laughing about the "Make Fuck, Get Green Card."
I don't drink but I'd like to have a beer with @ilhanmn.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I don't drink but I'd like to have a beer with @ilhanmn.bsky.social
One of the many things that makes Donald J Trump so dangerous is his stupidity. He will believe anything.
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 PM
One of the many things that makes Donald J Trump so dangerous is his stupidity. He will believe anything.
Donald Trump hates losing an awful lot for a guy who only loses.
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Donald Trump hates losing an awful lot for a guy who only loses.
I don't know who needs to hear this but YOU ARE NOT A DOG!
January 29, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but YOU ARE NOT A DOG!
minus the "probably"
if you don't care about ice and your countrys politics you're probably just privileged
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
minus the "probably"
Why do they NEED masks? Why are they being given different standards than every other LEOs?
I hate even calling them law enforcement... fucking baby back bitches.
I hate even calling them law enforcement... fucking baby back bitches.
Congress needs to find out why their Gestapo is constantly terrified of phones and moms with whistles
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Why do they NEED masks? Why are they being given different standards than every other LEOs?
I hate even calling them law enforcement... fucking baby back bitches.
I hate even calling them law enforcement... fucking baby back bitches.
The good news is that if ICE doesn't kill all of us, measles will.
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
The good news is that if ICE doesn't kill all of us, measles will.
This would be funny... "Oh yeah, we will send those right over."
*sends worthless dogshit covered in sharpie
*sends worthless dogshit covered in sharpie
Maybe states’ voter rolls could be turned over to DHS, but heavily redacted, just like the Epstein files.
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This would be funny... "Oh yeah, we will send those right over."
*sends worthless dogshit covered in sharpie
*sends worthless dogshit covered in sharpie
My only fantasy is running into a right wing podcaster at a gas station and absolutely rocking the fucking shit out of them.
I don't know if I've ever actually punched someone but this is my fantasy. Let me see Tim Pool at my 7/11... PLEASE!
I don't know if I've ever actually punched someone but this is my fantasy. Let me see Tim Pool at my 7/11... PLEASE!
January 29, 2026 at 3:43 PM
My only fantasy is running into a right wing podcaster at a gas station and absolutely rocking the fucking shit out of them.
I don't know if I've ever actually punched someone but this is my fantasy. Let me see Tim Pool at my 7/11... PLEASE!
I don't know if I've ever actually punched someone but this is my fantasy. Let me see Tim Pool at my 7/11... PLEASE!
The price of gold is crazy rn. My wedding ring is now worth 142,583 Melania coins!
January 29, 2026 at 3:40 PM
The price of gold is crazy rn. My wedding ring is now worth 142,583 Melania coins!
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An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
An ICE agent covered head-to-toe in body cams, just thousands of tiny cameras, beating the shit out of an old woman. That's the bipartisan dream
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I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I know all eyes are on Minneapolis, but there's a fast-approaching nightmare in Springfield, Ohio.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.
Trump is revoking protected status for tens of thousands of Haitians living there on Feb. 3.
Reportedly, on Feb. 4, 1000 ICE agents are arriving to remove this population. Ethnic cleansing.