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Just here to crack my lil' jokes while it's still legal. Married w/ Children.
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This administration is so in-touch with the wants and needs of the average American it's truly amazing! People have been wanting wood-paneled station wagons back on the streets for years. HOW DID THEY KNOW?!?!?!?
WE NEED DA FUCKIN PEPPA BOYS WHERES DA PEPPA?!?
I attended a hockey game a few weeks ago and this lady, who was clearly from the north, kept screaming..
"WHERES DA FUCKIN PEPPA?!?!?"
Now I shout that shit all the time
"WHERES DA FUCKIN PEPPA?!?!?"
Now I shout that shit all the time
January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
WE NEED DA FUCKIN PEPPA BOYS WHERES DA PEPPA?!?
If I ever see cucumber on a burger everybody is dying.
January 30, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If I ever see cucumber on a burger everybody is dying.
I attended a hockey game a few weeks ago and this lady, who was clearly from the north, kept screaming..
"WHERES DA FUCKIN PEPPA?!?!?"
Now I shout that shit all the time
"WHERES DA FUCKIN PEPPA?!?!?"
Now I shout that shit all the time
January 30, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I attended a hockey game a few weeks ago and this lady, who was clearly from the north, kept screaming..
"WHERES DA FUCKIN PEPPA?!?!?"
Now I shout that shit all the time
"WHERES DA FUCKIN PEPPA?!?!?"
Now I shout that shit all the time
Today is not a good day to be Elon Musk and I think that's nice.
January 30, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Today is not a good day to be Elon Musk and I think that's nice.
I can't wait to see the numbers. MELANIA will have like $800 in ticket sales after opening weekend... LMAO
A NEW MOVIE
A NEW MOVIE
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I can't wait to see the numbers. MELANIA will have like $800 in ticket sales after opening weekend... LMAO
A NEW MOVIE
A NEW MOVIE
We're all supposed to just sit around and pretend the President of the United States doesn't r@pe children?
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
We're all supposed to just sit around and pretend the President of the United States doesn't r@pe children?
I abused alcohol for a long time, just always wanted to party. Wasn't super conducive to being a good father.
Anyhoo, I stopped two years ago and I smoke weed now.
Instead of scheduling 18 on Saturdays so I can go get drunk w/ the boys I get high and tell my kids how awesome they are.
Anyhoo, I stopped two years ago and I smoke weed now.
Instead of scheduling 18 on Saturdays so I can go get drunk w/ the boys I get high and tell my kids how awesome they are.
January 30, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I abused alcohol for a long time, just always wanted to party. Wasn't super conducive to being a good father.
Anyhoo, I stopped two years ago and I smoke weed now.
Instead of scheduling 18 on Saturdays so I can go get drunk w/ the boys I get high and tell my kids how awesome they are.
Anyhoo, I stopped two years ago and I smoke weed now.
Instead of scheduling 18 on Saturdays so I can go get drunk w/ the boys I get high and tell my kids how awesome they are.
I have a Frenchie and took four years of French in high school WHY AM I NOT DOING THIS WTF?!?!?!
I always say “Bonjour” to French bulldogs.
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I have a Frenchie and took four years of French in high school WHY AM I NOT DOING THIS WTF?!?!?!
Oh yeah... FUUUUUUUUUCK this person. It's always the one who went to Europe that one time.
One of my biggest pet peeves in a person who uses “cheers” as the closing salutation of a work email.
January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Oh yeah... FUUUUUUUUUCK this person. It's always the one who went to Europe that one time.
Instagram makes me laugh, BlueSky makes me cry.
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Instagram makes me laugh, BlueSky makes me cry.
See what I mean?
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
See what I mean?
I'm still laughing at, "Make fuck, get green card."
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I'm still laughing at, "Make fuck, get green card."
You could force MAGA to watch a real video of Trump brutally raping a child and they'd find a way to not give a fuck.
They won't see fault in their god.
They won't see fault in their god.
January 30, 2026 at 4:23 PM
You could force MAGA to watch a real video of Trump brutally raping a child and they'd find a way to not give a fuck.
They won't see fault in their god.
They won't see fault in their god.
It's the eKonomy, stupid!
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It's the eKonomy, stupid!
Is Debra Messing the Law & Order chick, or the other chick?
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Is Debra Messing the Law & Order chick, or the other chick?
Reposted by FUCK ICE.
Looking for a laugh?
Look no further.
Look no further.
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Looking for a laugh?
Look no further.
Look no further.
Reposted by FUCK ICE.
We were fucking right. About everything.
And the folks who said we were insane are using their privilege to ignore it. That’s one of the most infuriating parts of this.
And the folks who said we were insane are using their privilege to ignore it. That’s one of the most infuriating parts of this.
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
We were fucking right. About everything.
And the folks who said we were insane are using their privilege to ignore it. That’s one of the most infuriating parts of this.
And the folks who said we were insane are using their privilege to ignore it. That’s one of the most infuriating parts of this.
When I take my two sons to get haircuts it's $578 for the three of us. Is that normal?
January 29, 2026 at 7:32 PM
When I take my two sons to get haircuts it's $578 for the three of us. Is that normal?
If I ever want my wife to leave me alone I just bring up sex.... then she vanishes.
Laughing through the tears.
Laughing through the tears.
January 29, 2026 at 7:31 PM
If I ever want my wife to leave me alone I just bring up sex.... then she vanishes.
Laughing through the tears.
Laughing through the tears.
If you were not born in the 1980's I DON'T LIKE YOU!
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 PM
If you were not born in the 1980's I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Please daddy I'm begging you... please tread on me!
January 29, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Please daddy I'm begging you... please tread on me!
Trump wants housing prices to stay high, highlighting how little he knows about, well, everything!
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Trump wants housing prices to stay high, highlighting how little he knows about, well, everything!
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How to turn a pizza for 4 into a Calzone for 1 in one simple step :3
January 28, 2026 at 4:09 PM
How to turn a pizza for 4 into a Calzone for 1 in one simple step :3