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NYT: Is the President tired?

Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I truly feel awful for this guy, but Nathan Fielder has ruined the vibe of a line like "I have two master's degrees, a strong GPA from one of Canada's top universities and years of experience in finance."

Can't take it seriously at all.

apple.news/A0ez72f7rQae...
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Wife and I are watching a show about historical Victorian Bakeries. She’s getting jealous because I sound like a pornhub comment thread over this bread
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We must return
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Tired: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a long consumerist advertisement for a corporation-based American hegemony that peaked before the forever wars.

Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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We must defeat AI kitsch by spreading vintage, handcrafted kitsch
November 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Checkmate
November 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My dog is goofy
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“It’s ephebophilia, not pedophilia” is a statement that both a) is true and b) does not help your argument at all.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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ouroboreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Live shot of all of us reading the emails today
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Did I underestimate Chuck Schumer and crew?
I think the congressional dems are really messing up, and don't believe this theory, but what if they're just trying to get Mike Johnson to open up the House to get the new rep in and get the Epstein files released, or some other reason? (not optimistic)
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I think the congressional dems are really messing up, and don't believe this theory, but what if they're just trying to get Mike Johnson to open up the House to get the new rep in and get the Epstein files released, or some other reason? (not optimistic)
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Grok Imagine prompt:

She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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loving the new Lincoln Bedroom design
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM