Eukaryote
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NYT: Is the President tired?
Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
NYT: Is the President tired?
Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
Ms. Leavitt: Would a weary President be able to deliver a racist rant like that one?
I truly feel awful for this guy, but Nathan Fielder has ruined the vibe of a line like "I have two master's degrees, a strong GPA from one of Canada's top universities and years of experience in finance."
Can't take it seriously at all.
apple.news/A0ez72f7rQae...
Can't take it seriously at all.
apple.news/A0ez72f7rQae...
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I truly feel awful for this guy, but Nathan Fielder has ruined the vibe of a line like "I have two master's degrees, a strong GPA from one of Canada's top universities and years of experience in finance."
Can't take it seriously at all.
apple.news/A0ez72f7rQae...
Can't take it seriously at all.
apple.news/A0ez72f7rQae...
Wife and I are watching a show about historical Victorian Bakeries. She’s getting jealous because I sound like a pornhub comment thread over this bread
November 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Wife and I are watching a show about historical Victorian Bakeries. She’s getting jealous because I sound like a pornhub comment thread over this bread
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Tired: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a long consumerist advertisement for a corporation-based American hegemony that peaked before the forever wars.
Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Tired: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is a long consumerist advertisement for a corporation-based American hegemony that peaked before the forever wars.
Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
Wired: Shaggy and Busta Rhymes are dad rock now.
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We must defeat AI kitsch by spreading vintage, handcrafted kitsch
November 15, 2024 at 9:45 PM
We must defeat AI kitsch by spreading vintage, handcrafted kitsch
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
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“It’s ephebophilia, not pedophilia” is a statement that both a) is true and b) does not help your argument at all.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“It’s ephebophilia, not pedophilia” is a statement that both a) is true and b) does not help your argument at all.
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ouroboreos
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ouroboreos
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Live shot of all of us reading the emails today
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Live shot of all of us reading the emails today
Did I underestimate Chuck Schumer and crew?
I think the congressional dems are really messing up, and don't believe this theory, but what if they're just trying to get Mike Johnson to open up the House to get the new rep in and get the Epstein files released, or some other reason? (not optimistic)
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Did I underestimate Chuck Schumer and crew?
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It
I think the congressional dems are really messing up, and don't believe this theory, but what if they're just trying to get Mike Johnson to open up the House to get the new rep in and get the Epstein files released, or some other reason? (not optimistic)
November 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think the congressional dems are really messing up, and don't believe this theory, but what if they're just trying to get Mike Johnson to open up the House to get the new rep in and get the Epstein files released, or some other reason? (not optimistic)
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Grok Imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Grok Imagine prompt:
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
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loving the new Lincoln Bedroom design
November 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
loving the new Lincoln Bedroom design
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time