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Listen, his grandfather didn’t toil away every single day in the Generational Wealth Mines just to have to share with some damn “society at large”!!!
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Not trying to hijack the thread, just was having my shoulder hurt this morning, too
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I, a lawyer, have the same issue. It might be radiculopathy from your cervical spine. It sucks, but responds really well (in my case) to a steroid shot in the spine.
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
(I know you don’t know me, so just wanted to make clear I was joking.)
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Probably for the best that I couldn’t find the Requiem for a Dream gif for that situation
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Um, it’s called The Bible?
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Congrats!
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“Seppeku for thee, but not for me”
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Isn't one of his key kvetches at this point that Biden used an autopen to sign orders that he didn't know about? Just wild.
December 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Makes me think of other “British-coded chip/crisp flavor” vapes: Roast Chicken, Ketchup (Canadian), Tikka Masala…

If we can have “strawberry donut cereal milk,” we can have savory vapes.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’d fuck with it
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
We should try something where our folks do less cocaine.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I know a LOT of people, myself included, are struggling to keep everything even close to "together," much less "thriving."

Seriously, though... if you need anything, send a DM.
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Best of luck. The thing with the whole [gestures generally] is not great for mental health.
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Her essay is certainly reactionary
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Love to go an average of 20-30mph on the highway
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I SAW TRUMP-LICAN BUBBA!

sorry
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
These are the model they use as the “broom wagon” at the back of the Tour de France to pick up the riders who aren’t making the time cutoff.
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM