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Eukaryote
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I truly feel awful for this guy, but Nathan Fielder has ruined the vibe of a line like "I have two master's degrees, a strong GPA from one of Canada's top universities and years of experience in finance."

Can't take it seriously at all.

apple.news/A0ez72f7rQae...
An excerpt from an article describing the struggles of a recent graduate, who has two master's degrees from Canadian universities, to obtain a job interview. EVERYONE'S SAYING IT, and I'm living it: the most educated cohort in history is also the most chronically underemployed. It can take years for new university grads to land a job in their field. And that's if they're lucky. I'm one of the dis- placed. I'm approaching 30, living in a one-bedroom apartment in Montreal with my wife, and I've spent more than eight years in school-all in order to break into the industry that I'm now, by every measure, more than qualified for. I have two master's degrees, a strong GPA from one of Canada's top universities and years of experience in finance, my chosen field. Yet, since August of last year, I've sent out more than 200 job applications and not one has led to even an entry-level interview on Bay Street.
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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We must return
A guy in a vintage steam cabinet. It also happens to be my profile photo
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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My dog is goofy
A labradoodle, smiling with his tongue lolling out of his mouth The Lion of Gripsholm Castle, which was taxidermied by someone who clearly had never seen a lion, with concerningly human-looking teeth, tongue hanging out
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Reaping, sowing, etc etc
A young man, looking excited, arms outstretched and smiling. He’s standing on ice skates, which are a novelty to him. The same young man, grimacing in pain, his bayonet-fractured wrist held on a pillow in an inflatable temporary cast. Being wheeled to a waiting ambulance. Decidedly less excited.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I got this at a yard sale today (for free!) and can’t find anything about it on google. Everything I search for is a Gremlins reference.
A zip up canvas bag that, in a very 80s font is labeled “gizmo bag.” No idea what it was or what its story is.
November 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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“There’s an abatement for that”
8. Inescutcheon reversed sanguine, for any man who "discourteously entreateth eyther maid or widow against her will, or flieth from his Soveraignes banner" [8]
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Haha, I was making an allusion to the Paul Joseph Watson tweet from 2019.
A 2019 tweet by Infowars contributor Paul Joseph Watson which said “The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous.” He was wrong.
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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My dog does the same thing, on the same beanbag!
September 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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I hosted a play through of Arcs by @leder.games and made a custom Keynote deck to display the cards on a monitor so everyone can read them. It is the first time I’ve gotten to use the Touch Pad on my MacBook Pro I’ve had since 2018.
A display showing cards from the game ARCS. These are mirrored on a larger television to allow all the players to see them easily
September 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A black house cat, having knocked over a plant, stares into the camera.
September 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Did you say “yufe”?
Judge from My Cousin Vinny questioning a pronunciation
August 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I am, too.
The cat my family adopted while I was out of town, snuggling against my face
August 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I came home, parked my car, and opened the door before I saw this guy hanging out a few feet away!
July 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I always got Francis Buxton vibes.
Francis Buxton, Pee Wee's neighbor in Pee Wee's Big Adventure
July 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I say this with no offense intended, but is the woman in this picture is making the same face as @cockremover.bsky.social
The avi of a funny Dutch poster
July 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Back when men could dress like MEN
Louis XIV, resplendent in decadent fits, poofy long hair, and red-soled high heels, which were the height of men’s fashion at the time.
July 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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“Adults must be held responsible.”

No, not the person responsible for the crash.
Authorities told WBTV that adults must be held accountable in these types of incidents and should ensure their children are in a safe environment.
June 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Oh, so you’re gang-stalked, too?!?

The lack of self-awareness in these is astounding.
100. People that used to be kind, nice and respectful to you start avoiding you and look at you with disdain. 101. Your friends stop calling or responding to your calls and emails. 102. You get denied the sale of services, such as online legal research services.
May 31, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Facebook slop. It’s offensive to post an AI image and say “who did this?”

The answer is “nobody.”
An Ai generated 3D animation of a scene from House Party with all the characters as muppets. Soulless. Grim, awful. The Facebook commenter asks “who did this?” No one. No one did that.
May 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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HOBO HAVEN

Teens yearn for the rails!

Invitation Suggestion: Paint a stick black to resemble a "hobo stick."
-I'm really upset that they didn't use the term bindle. Also, why are hobo sticks black? Didn't they just use, you know, a stick?

cont.
CHILDRENS PARTIES Hobo Haven For the teenage crowd this party spells informal fun with favorite food and a carefree air. Perfect for saying goodbye to a young friend who's going traveling INVITATIONS: Paint small sticks black (to resemble "hobo sticks'). Cut red bandana squares and put construction paper "clothes" in bandanas giving party information. Tie bandana onto stick and deliver, or, omitting stick, put bandanas into envelopes and mail MENU: Steak Sandwiches or Spicy Beef French Fries or Potato Chips Campfire Beans Tossed Green Salad Ad Lib Sundaes Fudge Cakes DECORATIONS AND SERVING SUGGESTIONS: Ad Lib Sundaes - Provide guests with a variety of ice creams (at least three dif- ferent kinds), and "crowning glories", such as whipped cream, nuts, cherries and bananas. Scoop ice cream beforehand and return scoops to freezer to harden. Allow 3 to 4 scoops per person. Let each make his own sundae. This idea can be modified and guests can make their own milk shakes in blenders. Steak Sandwiches - Cook sirloin steaks on the grill, allowing ¼ pound meat per sandwich. Slice steak and place on bun with a slice of onion and a slice of hot pepper cheese. Wrap in foil and heat in 350° oven for 10 to 15 minutes. Table-Red and white checked tablecloths on card tables. Red bandana napkins, tin or paper plates and cups. Large tin cans in center of table hold candles. Write guests' names on bright paper and pin to old clothing (blue jeans, T-shirts, denim jackets) and place over chair backs for place cards. See Index for recipes for beans, salad and Fudge Cakes. FUN AND GAMES: Hobo Hunt —Divide guests into groups of 4 to 6. Give each group a list of things to collect and set a time limit. Items to collect should be synonymous with hobos... an old boot, toy train, railroad track, cigar butts, etc. The group returning with most correct items wins the prize. Music -Phonograph with plenty of danceable records is a must.
May 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Problematic Parties™, from the Junior League of Memphis's 1972 publication: Party Potpourri.

Party Potpourri includes both vintage recipes (which are wild) and themed party ideas!
An extremely 70s cover of a book called "Party Potpourri" with psychedelic floral art, published by the Junior League of Memphis in 1972.
May 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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From his Justia profile
Law. He uses the principles of psychodrama in preparation for litigation based upon principles taught by Gerry Spence at the Trial Lawyers College. This approach recreates the events to give him the best understanding of the facts of the case to construct a theory that will be effective at trial and allow him to understand the facts as well as the clients to undermine his opponents witnesses on cross-examination. He was born and raised in
April 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Just saw them last week!
April 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Andor is my favorite Star Wars property, but one gripe: rural workers would know better than to have a table with grooves in it. So many crumbs caught in there!

I can buy The Force and hyperspace, but this? Come on.
April 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM