Steve Miller
@etheltir.bsky.social
I love video games, guitars, and books. I want to travel the world on cruise ships.
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If an enemy attack in Afghanistan is Joe Bidens fault, then an aircraft collision in D.C. is Donald Trumps.
January 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If an enemy attack in Afghanistan is Joe Bidens fault, then an aircraft collision in D.C. is Donald Trumps.
Living in a red state watching them cry and worry about funding.
Go to hell.
We told you this would happen. You voted for this. Lie in the bed you made.
Go to hell.
We told you this would happen. You voted for this. Lie in the bed you made.
January 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Living in a red state watching them cry and worry about funding.
Go to hell.
We told you this would happen. You voted for this. Lie in the bed you made.
Go to hell.
We told you this would happen. You voted for this. Lie in the bed you made.
Not every Republican is a Nazi.
But every Nazi is a Republican.
But every Nazi is a Republican.
January 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Not every Republican is a Nazi.
But every Nazi is a Republican.
But every Nazi is a Republican.
I will never forget Bob.
January 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I will never forget Bob.
What is happening to the world? I hope you buy a vowel in hell.
Someone desecrated the topiary Vanna White in the employee graveyard.
January 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What is happening to the world? I hope you buy a vowel in hell.
So much worse
We wish we could tell you that the squeaking in the walls at night is just mice, but the truth is so much worse.
January 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So much worse
Safe word is Fahlbtharz
January 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Safe word is Fahlbtharz
This is fantastic 🤘🎸
Do you ever pick up a piece of firewood and feel that inside of it there’s a tiny guitar trapped and screaming, so you have no choice but to free it with a knife? Welcome to my office
January 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This is fantastic 🤘🎸
BOOBIES!!! BLUE FOOTED BOOBIES!!!
"SHOW US YOUR TITS!!," I yell with excitement, as I elbow my way into the aviary.
December 31, 2024 at 4:06 PM
BOOBIES!!! BLUE FOOTED BOOBIES!!!
This would have made Back to the Future III much funnier.
Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?
December 30, 2024 at 12:10 AM
This would have made Back to the Future III much funnier.
Insert Uranus joke here.
🪩 Name something prettier… Neptune won’t wait.
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, and STScI
Image Credit: NASA, ESA, CSA, and STScI
December 30, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Insert Uranus joke here.
I said hey what’s up
personally, i think one of life’s biggest mysteries is why the 4 Non Blondes song is called “What’s Up” when they clearly say “What’s Going On” repeatedly. this is why i never sleep.
December 29, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I said hey what’s up
I do like them. And I cannot lie.
Butts are cool. I love a good dumptruck 🍑
December 29, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I do like them. And I cannot lie.
Looking down at my long underwear
“What?”
“What?”
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT TO KNOW IF YOU’RE REALLY GOING TO WEAR THAT
December 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Looking down at my long underwear
“What?”
“What?”
“Veterans should make more than pro athletes.”
I don’t get this statement. Are you saying the federal government should pay each veteran at least 280k a year or whatever the league minimum is? Who would pay for that? It’s not a real thing it’s just some random statement to make an odd point.
I don’t get this statement. Are you saying the federal government should pay each veteran at least 280k a year or whatever the league minimum is? Who would pay for that? It’s not a real thing it’s just some random statement to make an odd point.
December 28, 2024 at 12:11 AM
“Veterans should make more than pro athletes.”
I don’t get this statement. Are you saying the federal government should pay each veteran at least 280k a year or whatever the league minimum is? Who would pay for that? It’s not a real thing it’s just some random statement to make an odd point.
I don’t get this statement. Are you saying the federal government should pay each veteran at least 280k a year or whatever the league minimum is? Who would pay for that? It’s not a real thing it’s just some random statement to make an odd point.
Me : We cannot fix this relationship
Them:
Them:
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December 22, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Me : We cannot fix this relationship
Them:
Them:
Banana is the worst of the candy flavors.
December 21, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Banana is the worst of the candy flavors.
A drum solo is a terrible gift for a baby.
December 21, 2024 at 6:32 PM
A drum solo is a terrible gift for a baby.
The butthole is the true window to the soul.
Finally off work, so now it’s time to bare my soul through butthole tweets
December 18, 2024 at 1:15 AM
The butthole is the true window to the soul.
Another One Bites the Dust.
what's the most famous bassline?
as in, known by the most people.
seven nation army? under pressure?
come together? the chain? billie jean?
as in, known by the most people.
seven nation army? under pressure?
come together? the chain? billie jean?
December 14, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Another One Bites the Dust.
This is…so hot…
my wet t-shirts are the sexiest because mine are wet from soup
December 14, 2024 at 9:02 PM
This is…so hot…