OH: "LinkedIn is really just Business Grindr"

You (a fool): The LLM is an all-knowing oracle, on its way to godlike intelligence

Me (dumber): The LLM is Indra’s Net, each fundamentally empty token a multifaceted jewel in whose surfaces the reflections of every other jewel arise in mutual interdependence

The LLM: You can eat that rock

honey wake up new sentence just dropped

RIP to everyone killed by social media for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the posting gods.

Why do they call it model view controller when you view the controller viewcontroller model control the view model?

I can still fix it.

one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar

I never really learned to pick out yúcì with my kuàizi.
but maybe languages are closer to glass shards,
singing delicately as we grind them against each other
between our teeth.

love a little writing side project that spirals out of control and eventually becomes the main obsession

吃完才說
頂きます...
凡夫味道！

chī wán cái shuō
itadakimasu...
bombu wèidào!

“I humbly receive”
only after eating…
my bombu taste, ah!

The thing is, none of us know which Google doc will be our last. That's what makes each one special.

*explaining gender euphoria to a developer* so, imagine you're migrating away from cmake

and I put everything on a katamari. everything. all my (gay) hopes and (gay) dreams, my old report cards (A-), every (gay) breed of dog, every last (gay) personal ad on Craigslist. sesame. poppy seed. salt. and it collapsed in on itself.

ok maybe that was actually too much longing for one day

💧💦☁️🌪️🌈

it was DNS

whoops