I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough

I am an existentialist and I approve this message.

🎨 Speaking of #Midsommar, have an appropriately attired ghost

#art #TradArt #DarkArt #artsky

Judge: Would you describe me as one of your friends?

Me: No your honor I would say you are an honorable judge

Judge: Please explain this post, dated May 19, 2024, where you wrote "oomf is always wearing this nasty ass black robe idk if they even wash it? and they're obsessed with this lil hammer"

Facebook informs me that nine years ago today I was walking around Nunhead cemetary, spotted this tombstone and had to crouch for a bit because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe

It's 9:30, there's fish everywhere

hell yeah work sucks

sorry but i now refer to the internet as Madame Web

I love it when a chef in a video will drink a little of the alcohol they’re planning to cook with, straight from the bottle. They’re so bad! But they’ve earned it, you know?

ME: this is easily preventable

SOCIETY: but does it have to be