honkers_enjoyer
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
got my flu shot months ago but for the last 12 hours I've been getting my shit rocked by something, either I got unlucky or my childfree immune system is no match for our friends' kids
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
got my flu shot months ago but for the last 12 hours I've been getting my shit rocked by something, either I got unlucky or my childfree immune system is no match for our friends' kids
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Something Dems (especially natsecs types) need to get through their thick skulls is the only way we might come back from this internationally is if the accountability for it is swift, broad, and punishing
Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
European negotiators were personally targeted by their American counterparts during a brutal negotiation over green shipping rules, European Commission officials told POLITICO.
This highly unusual gambit left diplomats shaken after the meeting.
This highly unusual gambit left diplomats shaken after the meeting.
US accused of threatening EU diplomats during bid to kill green shipping rules
Negotiators at shipping talks in London were told both they and their countries could be punished unless they voted with the U.S.
www.politico.eu
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Something Dems (especially natsecs types) need to get through their thick skulls is the only way we might come back from this internationally is if the accountability for it is swift, broad, and punishing
Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
Politicals, career type, in or out of govt c. 2029, no matter the rank, they all need to fry
Halloween is for spending $20 apiece on costumes your cats wear for .0002 seconds and then showering them with treats
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Halloween is for spending $20 apiece on costumes your cats wear for .0002 seconds and then showering them with treats
it's National Cat Day, so here are our dears - brother (left) and sister (right) #adoptdontshop
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
it's National Cat Day, so here are our dears - brother (left) and sister (right) #adoptdontshop
politics aside, this campaign needs to be studied for having created so many videos that 1) are unskippable no matter how long and 2) genuinely make you feel joyful, which is the opposite of everything we see in 2025
Juntos vamos a construir la ciudad que merecemos!
Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
Y con tu ayuda, voy a seguir aprendiendo español 😉
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
politics aside, this campaign needs to be studied for having created so many videos that 1) are unskippable no matter how long and 2) genuinely make you feel joyful, which is the opposite of everything we see in 2025
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Sorry but going onto your third campaign manager in under one quarter and trash talking your first one on live tv instead of talking about the issues makes a candidate what we call in the business 'a messy bitch'
He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
Graham Platner’s campaign thought they could silence me by offering me money and calling me a liar in the press.
I was going to let it go.
It has become increasingly clear they are unfamiliar with Maine women.
I was going to let it go.
It has become increasingly clear they are unfamiliar with Maine women.
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Sorry but going onto your third campaign manager in under one quarter and trash talking your first one on live tv instead of talking about the issues makes a candidate what we call in the business 'a messy bitch'
He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
He's Marjorie Taylor Green Beret
new social standing unlocked: husband got a fist bump from the coffeeshop owner
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
new social standing unlocked: husband got a fist bump from the coffeeshop owner
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Soft as shit PMC dudes insisting that the future of Dem politics is not PMC and PMC adjacent feminine coded jobs but rather white men in hard hats is a non-zero portion of why we continue to be in this mess
i think i would honestly find this whole discourse more tolerable if people simply said what they were actually saying, which is that they think the Democratic Party is too associated with femininity (and secondarily, with black people) and that they want to correct this
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Soft as shit PMC dudes insisting that the future of Dem politics is not PMC and PMC adjacent feminine coded jobs but rather white men in hard hats is a non-zero portion of why we continue to be in this mess
ICE is out tonight in northeast DC with FBI, ATF, MPD, and DCHA (???). like six cars rolled up and harassed some folks and let them go. why is DCHA involved in this?
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
ICE is out tonight in northeast DC with FBI, ATF, MPD, and DCHA (???). like six cars rolled up and harassed some folks and let them go. why is DCHA involved in this?
this was a tough day, would anyone like to see my cats
October 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
this was a tough day, would anyone like to see my cats
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You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
fabulous scenes from DC today, including a dance party in the shadow of Trump's banners on the Department of Labor and an activist street band playing "All You Fascists Are Bound To Lose" #nokings #nokingsdc #freedc
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
fabulous scenes from DC today, including a dance party in the shadow of Trump's banners on the Department of Labor and an activist street band playing "All You Fascists Are Bound To Lose" #nokings #nokingsdc #freedc
I tried this with measured expectations and it blew me out of the water. unbelievable, arguably not a beer at all, 100/10 will dream of on my deathbed
Alright, with Xul coming to Snallygaster, this beverage is now available at better beer stores in NoVA!
Overthinking It: Xül Beer Co.’s PB&J Mixtape | DC Beer
Xül Beer Co.’s PB&J Mixtape causes a rift in the space-time continuum. Why do I like this? Let's overthink it!
dcbeer.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I tried this with measured expectations and it blew me out of the water. unbelievable, arguably not a beer at all, 100/10 will dream of on my deathbed
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is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
October 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
man I am terrible at this game
everybody's playing the hit new game called "am I experiencing the inevitable nervous breakdown from living in the imperial core under a fascist takeover or is my period about to start"
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
man I am terrible at this game
my One Battle After Another take is that it's both excellent and also if you're feeling a bit fragile about everything right now maybe wait til you can watch it at home
October 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
my One Battle After Another take is that it's both excellent and also if you're feeling a bit fragile about everything right now maybe wait til you can watch it at home
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The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable."
All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.
All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.
‘It’s too late to be scared’: readers on the controversial rise of AI ‘actors’
‘It’s too late to be scared’: readers on the controversial rise of AI ‘actors’
The birth of AI ‘actor’ Tilly Norwood has caused a backlash in Hollywood and has sparked conversation from Guardian readers
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The language of non-consent around AI is really telling. "It's too late to be scared." "It's here whether we want it or not." "You'll have to learn to work with it." "You can't fight the inevitable."
All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.
All just variations of "you're not allowed to say no." Creepy technology made by creepy people.
I stopped watching football because there's nothing entertaining about traumatic brain injuries but every clip of Cam Skattebo proves me wrong
September 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I stopped watching football because there's nothing entertaining about traumatic brain injuries but every clip of Cam Skattebo proves me wrong
carbrain is so pervasive; the use of "vast, crowded, and wide-open" implies you would be far safer somewhere small, isolated, and closed
of course you are 10x-30x more likely to be injured or killed in a car, but those wide-open spaces! With other people! can't be having that
of course you are 10x-30x more likely to be injured or killed in a car, but those wide-open spaces! With other people! can't be having that
After video of Iryna Zarutska's August 22 death was released, the tragedy is shedding light on the challenges of keeping America's public transportation riders safe in vast, crowded and wide-open systems that fuel urban life.
Read more: https://cnn.it/4gr7SGE
Read more: https://cnn.it/4gr7SGE
September 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
carbrain is so pervasive; the use of "vast, crowded, and wide-open" implies you would be far safer somewhere small, isolated, and closed
of course you are 10x-30x more likely to be injured or killed in a car, but those wide-open spaces! With other people! can't be having that
of course you are 10x-30x more likely to be injured or killed in a car, but those wide-open spaces! With other people! can't be having that
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me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends?
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
When I am in any city: "wow, I love this city!"
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends?
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
Came within inches of getting run down by a clueless driver turning in to the crosswalk. When we waved angrily she shouted "You're alive, relax."
In other news my husband is volunteering for the front lines in the war on cars
In other news my husband is volunteering for the front lines in the war on cars
September 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Came within inches of getting run down by a clueless driver turning in to the crosswalk. When we waved angrily she shouted "You're alive, relax."
In other news my husband is volunteering for the front lines in the war on cars
In other news my husband is volunteering for the front lines in the war on cars