honkers_enjoyer
@epicharis.bsky.social
Hatch Act-restricted anonymous leftist urbanposting cat account
I am going to repost this at least once a week until someone comes and adopts the sweetest girl I've ever met. DC, MD, VA, come get your girl - I'll even cover adoption fees ($125). let this adorable mama cat love you!!!
DC-area cat lovers: we rescued this sweetheart from my backyard and I adore her. I spent months hunting for her owners because I couldn't believe such a friendly cat grew up outside. She loves cuddles and pets and will be your shadow. Please adopt this darling!
bvspca.org/adopt/rosema...
bvspca.org/adopt/rosema...
Rosemary III
Pennsylvania's first no kill, open admission shelter,the BVSPCA puts the "human" back in humane animal treatment.
bvspca.org
February 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I am going to repost this at least once a week until someone comes and adopts the sweetest girl I've ever met. DC, MD, VA, come get your girl - I'll even cover adoption fees ($125). let this adorable mama cat love you!!!
DC-area cat lovers: we rescued this sweetheart from my backyard and I adore her. I spent months hunting for her owners because I couldn't believe such a friendly cat grew up outside. She loves cuddles and pets and will be your shadow. Please adopt this darling!
bvspca.org/adopt/rosema...
bvspca.org/adopt/rosema...
Rosemary III
Pennsylvania's first no kill, open admission shelter,the BVSPCA puts the "human" back in humane animal treatment.
bvspca.org
February 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
DC-area cat lovers: we rescued this sweetheart from my backyard and I adore her. I spent months hunting for her owners because I couldn't believe such a friendly cat grew up outside. She loves cuddles and pets and will be your shadow. Please adopt this darling!
bvspca.org/adopt/rosema...
bvspca.org/adopt/rosema...
a friend told us to keep our calendar open because he'd be "in town" and then a week later clarified he was gonna be at Crooked Run in Sterling. I cannot emphasize enough that "Sterling" is approximately as much "in town" in DC as Phoenix
February 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
a friend told us to keep our calendar open because he'd be "in town" and then a week later clarified he was gonna be at Crooked Run in Sterling. I cannot emphasize enough that "Sterling" is approximately as much "in town" in DC as Phoenix
been struggling since they unleashed Grok-produced SA material, and now this. if there's a woman in your life maybe check on them because the extent to which we've normalized "women can be humiliated and driven out of public life by any means necessary" is actually really hard
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
been struggling since they unleashed Grok-produced SA material, and now this. if there's a woman in your life maybe check on them because the extent to which we've normalized "women can be humiliated and driven out of public life by any means necessary" is actually really hard
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
we gotta get some donors to fund @51st.news's acquisition of this immense talent. what an insane loss
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 PM
we gotta get some donors to fund @51st.news's acquisition of this immense talent. what an insane loss
Australian friend watching The Pitt was confused by the latest episode. "Why are they worried about insurance? Isn't the whole reason the ER is so full because it's the state-run free one?"
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Australian friend watching The Pitt was confused by the latest episode. "Why are they worried about insurance? Isn't the whole reason the ER is so full because it's the state-run free one?"
unsure how many people out here identify as a vivid, but Chromadaddy is the best hair color I've experienced bar none - my stylist dropped Danger Jones for it. if you're using colors outside the ordinary spectrum you gotta check it out
February 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
unsure how many people out here identify as a vivid, but Chromadaddy is the best hair color I've experienced bar none - my stylist dropped Danger Jones for it. if you're using colors outside the ordinary spectrum you gotta check it out
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If your household normally gets Monday frontside trash collection, put your trash & recycling bins out front by 6AM Saturday, Jan 31, for pickup tomorrow.
January 30, 2026 at 8:11 PM
If your household normally gets Monday frontside trash collection, put your trash & recycling bins out front by 6AM Saturday, Jan 31, for pickup tomorrow.
DC: has anybody tried pretending to be a snowplow company and offering Bowser a development contract?
January 28, 2026 at 12:43 PM
DC: has anybody tried pretending to be a snowplow company and offering Bowser a development contract?
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Breaking news: Composer Philip Glass withdrew his highly anticipated Symphony No. 15 from its scheduled Kennedy Center performance, saying “the values of the Kennedy Center today are in direct conflict with the message of the Symphony.”
Philip Glass pulls world premiere from Kennedy Center
The pioneering composer announced that “the values of the Kennedy Center today are in direct conflict with the message” of his Symphony No. 15: “Lincoln.”
wapo.st
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Breaking news: Composer Philip Glass withdrew his highly anticipated Symphony No. 15 from its scheduled Kennedy Center performance, saying “the values of the Kennedy Center today are in direct conflict with the message of the Symphony.”
a JP Brammer column will have you thinking seriously about the topic, no matter how absurd, then blindside you with asides like "the combustible form of the former kings of this planet who in this very breath propel a Toyota Camry through Akron, Ohio"
When I first saw Applebee's advertisement for the O-M-Cheeseburger, I was terrified. I trembled. I cowered. Then I opened my heart to it. Here is what it revealed to me. johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/god-cheese...
God. Cheese. Burger.
An exercise in ecstatic American theology
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
January 23, 2026 at 5:13 PM
a JP Brammer column will have you thinking seriously about the topic, no matter how absurd, then blindside you with asides like "the combustible form of the former kings of this planet who in this very breath propel a Toyota Camry through Akron, Ohio"
this is equal parts haunting and utterly heartbreaking
As clergy pray, arrests begin
January 23, 2026 at 5:02 PM
this is equal parts haunting and utterly heartbreaking
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Everyone wants to blame the content: misinformation, bots, polarisation. That mistakes catalysts and symptoms for the underlying causes. The crisis isn’t bad information, it's that the very information infrastructure we relied on to create a shared understand of the world had changed completely.
January 23, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Everyone wants to blame the content: misinformation, bots, polarisation. That mistakes catalysts and symptoms for the underlying causes. The crisis isn’t bad information, it's that the very information infrastructure we relied on to create a shared understand of the world had changed completely.
every month this shit gets harder
everybody's playing the hit new game called "am I experiencing the inevitable nervous breakdown from living in the imperial core under a fascist takeover or is my period about to start"
January 19, 2026 at 6:58 PM
every month this shit gets harder
if you ever feel like your job is unimportant, consider how much pure joy and happiness came from the brave soul who leaked the Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil mockup
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
if you ever feel like your job is unimportant, consider how much pure joy and happiness came from the brave soul who leaked the Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil mockup
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
this is how your cats sit on you when you come back from vacation
January 11, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is how your cats sit on you when you come back from vacation
I have a new volunteering gig, apparently: trapping the neighborhood feral cats in my backyard and getting them TNR'd. Look at these cuties! Would love to get the kitten in a shelter/foster but most of DC is at capacity.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I have a new volunteering gig, apparently: trapping the neighborhood feral cats in my backyard and getting them TNR'd. Look at these cuties! Would love to get the kitten in a shelter/foster but most of DC is at capacity.
holiday break status: watching Tokyo Godfathers with exactly one (1) glass of wine and weeping. perfect Christmas movie
December 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
holiday break status: watching Tokyo Godfathers with exactly one (1) glass of wine and weeping. perfect Christmas movie
bought this for my husband, dad, and father-in-law, and they cannot stop extolling its praises. if you don't have one, get one now. THE game-changer of household organization and it's $20 tops
there's two kind of people in the world: the people who see the Battery Daddy and think it's a useless, possibly even joke-gift type product and people like me who instantly recognize it as one of the best things I've ever purchased: amzn.to/4ja84eH
Ontel Battery Daddy Storage & Organizer Case with Tester, Stores & Protects Up to 180 Batteries, Double-Sided, Durable Design with Clear Locking Lid, Secure Latches & Portable Carrying Handle - Red
Ontel Battery Daddy - Battery Organizer Storage Case with Tester, Stores & Protects Up to 180 Batteries, Clear Locking Lid, As Seen On TV
amzn.to
December 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
bought this for my husband, dad, and father-in-law, and they cannot stop extolling its praises. if you don't have one, get one now. THE game-changer of household organization and it's $20 tops
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
white woman radicalization update: an acquaintance who's a Mormon tradwife mother of three, formerly self-described conservative, told me she could "certainly empathize with" people jailed for threats against Trump and the GOP and asked about "when it's going to happen"
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
white woman radicalization update: an acquaintance who's a Mormon tradwife mother of three, formerly self-described conservative, told me she could "certainly empathize with" people jailed for threats against Trump and the GOP and asked about "when it's going to happen"
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they're calling it "the greatest city in america" dc.urbanturf.com/articles/blo...
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
they're calling it "the greatest city in america" dc.urbanturf.com/articles/blo...
the Pantone hate horse had me crying, instant classic reaction image
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the Pantone hate horse had me crying, instant classic reaction image