the highest-paid screenwriters of our time cannot compete with a quiet thirtysomething municipal planner with an AO3 account

have a much easier time believing that AMBO gets regular private jet travel and crystal-clear VTC connections than believing anyone could ever find Keri Russell unattractive

a year-plus later I found this post because my husband has this on in the background and this is so preposterously bad I can't even believe it, I'm embarrassed to watch it, how did this get made

it was so disorienting to hear from the media that Elon Musk would be the first person in Washington to do our jobs

it's always a delight to see anybody reading them because we work in 1-2-year cycles so it's an embarrassingly slow process but sometimes we're the only ones with a comprehensive account of what actually happened

this (furloughed) writer of those reports salutes you

this is definitely either flu or a mutant sinus infection

I am the color of drywall. I cannot bring myself to eat. the only thing keeping me alive is the impending Bill Ackman crashout

I was sick in bed on cough medicine but got to vicariously watch a baseball game through people's unhinged reactions on my TL and I'd forgotten how much fun that is. This place truly has the juice if they fix moderation (please stop randomly hiding replies)

adorable, bizarre, impeccably scored, unexpectedly emotional, best watched on edibles

every time he comes out in support of a candidate (most recently Platner) I wonder how many months away we are from that candidate's sexual harassment allegations

the line from "oh, this is a cute spin on D&D" to "what in god's name is this" is pretty short. it's almost a panel-for-panel adaptation of the comic, too - worth a read

you learn a lot about how these people engage with the world in that all this stuff only resembles the mediums they're stealing from at the most superficial possible level (and only if you don't look too close) but they're like "these are exactly the same"

possibly this guy? bsky.app/profile/whit...

he is literally in a subthread talking about the totenkopf and nuances of skull iconography, and you think he doesn't know what it is? it's not annoying, it's beyond insulting to both my intelligence and yours

you can keep insisting that he's not a liar but you know better. we're done here

I gave it to you through archive.is to get around the paywall. are you seriously complaining that I provided you exactly what you asked for?

because CNN found them. this is getting unbecoming

archive.is/Vux4y

here's one!

www.reddit.com/r/CombatFoot...