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ennuifit.bsky.social
Fuck Night at the Knitting Club
@ennuifit.bsky.social
Horror. Absurdism. Knitting. Weed.
Holographic-glitter-brained himbo faggot. Wannabe writer. Not your average cat lady. Fan of women with threatening auras.

Protect trans youth.
Support your local sex worker
ACAB
BLM
he/they
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Road signs were hacked in Seattle:

kutv.com/news/nation-...
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
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Solidarity means joining forces with people you find annoying so you can more effectively fight people who want you dead
November 21, 2024 at 6:54 AM
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they should drop it back down to 140 so i wouldn’t have had to read all this
Let's talk about the Blueskye's 300 character limit - it continues to make us dumber. It can be argued that Twitter's 280-character limit (initially 140 characters) had negative impact on literacy.

Reading multiple threads on Twitter always sucked..

How TF one can post a thread here?
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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me flirting
November 17, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I already knew I walk like a villain, but just now realized "Dance of the Knights" from Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet matches my pace perfectly. It shall now forever play in my mind whenever I'm out doing my silly little tasks and sipping my silly little drinks.
October 9, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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A large group of strangers is called a nightmare.
October 2, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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ate 60 benadryl the other day and idk why you're all so afraid of this guy
September 26, 2023 at 11:33 PM
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“are you a boy or a girl?”
September 26, 2023 at 11:21 PM
"Are you a boy or a girl?"

I'm the governess for the family of a confusingly handsome man with threatening auras. It is the witching hour and I have heard strange noises in the dark, so I am investigating the halls by candlelight. Wanna hold my hand and investigate together?
September 26, 2023 at 11:13 PM
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Captain Planet whenever he’s summoned:
What the fuck happened now? Why can't you all just be normal
August 30, 2023 at 10:48 AM
My life has gotten so much better since my bombofication 😍
Yeah it is 🫦
August 29, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Welp I learned to not fill my fountain pen when the kitten is around.
August 29, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Dropped my yarn but like, look how pretty it is against the grass 🥺

#knittersofbluesky #knittersofbsky #knitting
August 28, 2023 at 4:27 PM
13 movies to get to know me:

Death Becomes Her
All About Eve
The Cook the Thief His Wife & Her Lover
Nights of Cabiria
Sunset Boulevard
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Singapore Sling
Children of Men
Clue
Suspiria
Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar
Bringing Up Baby
Valley of the Dolls
Yoinked from Twitter

13 movies to get to know me (ugh this feels impossible 😩):

The Godfather
Alien
Jurassic Park
Wild at Heart
Double Indemnity
O Brother Where Art Thou?
Brick
Inglorious Basterds
Promising Young Woman
Midsommar
Titanic
Revolutionary Road
Rope
August 28, 2023 at 3:24 AM
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
August 20, 2023 at 3:09 AM
Cis isn't a slur, but it is when I use it.
August 13, 2023 at 5:08 PM
"How would you describe yourself?"
Me:
August 13, 2023 at 1:25 AM
I just need someone to creampie me like one of your French clussies
🥺👉👈
isobel.top izzy @isobel.top · Aug 13
August 13, 2023 at 1:22 AM
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walking with a bit more gay in my booty when i'm walking past women at night so they feel safer
August 12, 2023 at 1:28 AM
The queer urge to use telekinesis to deal with petty grievances.
August 11, 2023 at 5:12 PM
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[About to tell you the most fucked up shit you've ever heard in your life]:

Guys i have a funny story
August 11, 2023 at 3:46 PM
I'm not like other Gays. (Drinks hot coffee)
August 11, 2023 at 3:43 PM