👟Ethan🌿
@suitcasedad.bsky.social
weed gay in retail HELL
34 / 📍toronto 🇨🇦
he/any 🏳️🌈🏳
34 / 📍toronto 🇨🇦
he/any 🏳️🌈🏳
got visited by my dog bestie
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
got visited by my dog bestie
guy asked if we sell regular cigarettes or funny cigarettes and i thought that was really cute
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
guy asked if we sell regular cigarettes or funny cigarettes and i thought that was really cute
on other news, two middle aged friends came together to buy a bunch of hash, and one of them literally asked me the exact same question like 7 times to the point the other friend got mad at him and started yelling at him lmao
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
on other news, two middle aged friends came together to buy a bunch of hash, and one of them literally asked me the exact same question like 7 times to the point the other friend got mad at him and started yelling at him lmao
i tell guy that we just have the display one left in stock for the pre-rolls he wanted and ask if he still wants it.
he goes "there's just one in the case? sure! i'll take it"
so i take out the keys, walk over to take it out of the showcase, bring it back to scan it.
"no i don't want it"
he goes "there's just one in the case? sure! i'll take it"
so i take out the keys, walk over to take it out of the showcase, bring it back to scan it.
"no i don't want it"
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i tell guy that we just have the display one left in stock for the pre-rolls he wanted and ask if he still wants it.
he goes "there's just one in the case? sure! i'll take it"
so i take out the keys, walk over to take it out of the showcase, bring it back to scan it.
"no i don't want it"
he goes "there's just one in the case? sure! i'll take it"
so i take out the keys, walk over to take it out of the showcase, bring it back to scan it.
"no i don't want it"
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See u next tomorrow
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 PM
See u next tomorrow
also in other news i stopped trying to use metaphors when explaining stuff (like comparing sativa/indica to red/white wine bc then they think the joint has wine in it)
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
also in other news i stopped trying to use metaphors when explaining stuff (like comparing sativa/indica to red/white wine bc then they think the joint has wine in it)
tried to explain to a person how you can't have a "hybrid" that's 100% sativa (because then it would just be... sativa) and he keeps going NO i DON'T WANT SATIVA. I want a HYBRID that is all sativa no indica. (and yes i tried to see if he meant sativa-dom hybrid and he said no too)
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
tried to explain to a person how you can't have a "hybrid" that's 100% sativa (because then it would just be... sativa) and he keeps going NO i DON'T WANT SATIVA. I want a HYBRID that is all sativa no indica. (and yes i tried to see if he meant sativa-dom hybrid and he said no too)
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Colorblind animals seeing humans stare at fall foliage
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Colorblind animals seeing humans stare at fall foliage
why are all the Tim Hortons app offers iced coffee only? I'm so mad
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
why are all the Tim Hortons app offers iced coffee only? I'm so mad
i did 62 hours of retail this week and i'm so close to screaming bloody murder and biting someone in the neck
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i did 62 hours of retail this week and i'm so close to screaming bloody murder and biting someone in the neck
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rewatching shameless (us) and mandy/kevin/svetlana are my three fav characters
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
rewatching shameless (us) and mandy/kevin/svetlana are my three fav characters
wishing the trees would hurry up and get naked already so i don't have to sweep the damn floor so much
don't they know reveal in french means take the shit off??
don't they know reveal in french means take the shit off??
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
wishing the trees would hurry up and get naked already so i don't have to sweep the damn floor so much
don't they know reveal in french means take the shit off??
don't they know reveal in french means take the shit off??
hilarious story from a middle-aged customer just now.
he's been smoking weed for decades, and just last year - one of his son's friends quit smoking weed and let him have one of his grinders, and somehow this is the first time he's seen a grinder.
he's been using a PAIR OF NAIL SCISSORS for YEARS
he's been smoking weed for decades, and just last year - one of his son's friends quit smoking weed and let him have one of his grinders, and somehow this is the first time he's seen a grinder.
he's been using a PAIR OF NAIL SCISSORS for YEARS
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
hilarious story from a middle-aged customer just now.
he's been smoking weed for decades, and just last year - one of his son's friends quit smoking weed and let him have one of his grinders, and somehow this is the first time he's seen a grinder.
he's been using a PAIR OF NAIL SCISSORS for YEARS
he's been smoking weed for decades, and just last year - one of his son's friends quit smoking weed and let him have one of his grinders, and somehow this is the first time he's seen a grinder.
he's been using a PAIR OF NAIL SCISSORS for YEARS
new c*nty thing i like to say to shitty people: that's because of people like YOU
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
new c*nty thing i like to say to shitty people: that's because of people like YOU
"can u give me the employee discount"
oh, are you employee?? ☺️
oh, are you employee?? ☺️
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"can u give me the employee discount"
oh, are you employee?? ☺️
oh, are you employee?? ☺️
hi doctor i sometimes have this ball of anger that boils from my gut and turns my insides upside down once in a while should i be worried?????
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hi doctor i sometimes have this ball of anger that boils from my gut and turns my insides upside down once in a while should i be worried?????
would you like a receipt?
(dead face, no movement)
....sorry did you want a receipt?
(dead face, no movement)
ok have a nice day!
"where's my receipt????? do i actually have to say yes?????"
(dead face, no movement)
....sorry did you want a receipt?
(dead face, no movement)
ok have a nice day!
"where's my receipt????? do i actually have to say yes?????"
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
would you like a receipt?
(dead face, no movement)
....sorry did you want a receipt?
(dead face, no movement)
ok have a nice day!
"where's my receipt????? do i actually have to say yes?????"
(dead face, no movement)
....sorry did you want a receipt?
(dead face, no movement)
ok have a nice day!
"where's my receipt????? do i actually have to say yes?????"
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i love my regulars from the neighbourhood bc whenever i'm fighting off a moron they chime in and back me up tee hee
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i love my regulars from the neighbourhood bc whenever i'm fighting off a moron they chime in and back me up tee hee
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Wow, hard to believe it’s been 25 years since The Golden Girls ended its run. Wait, what-
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wow, hard to believe it’s been 25 years since The Golden Girls ended its run. Wait, what-
there's a sweet old lady customer who always says "you're a star" when she's done checking out, and every single time in my head i am Pearl screaming "I'M A STARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
there's a sweet old lady customer who always says "you're a star" when she's done checking out, and every single time in my head i am Pearl screaming "I'M A STARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"