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suitcasedad.bsky.social
👟Ethan🌿
@suitcasedad.bsky.social
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weed gay in retail HELL

34 / 📍toronto 🇨🇦
he/any 🏳️‍🌈🏳
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suitcasedad.bsky.social
thank you
pokemon go screenshot alert that says "You're now known as Ditto Feet Lover"
November 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
my boyfriend's ceruledge is to my quaquaval what jimbo is to jasmine kennedie
pokemon go screenshot where my quaquaval, a diva pokemon, is COVERED by a rude ceruledge standing right IN FRONT OF HIM when there is so much fucking room
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
went to the farmer's market
me sitting on haybales in front of the st. jacobs farmer's market 50th anniversary sign. sunny beautiful weather
August 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
real hours
text at 2:09am: r u pooping or throwing up
July 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
somehow ended up with three drinks simultaneously
POV of my dinner table at a mexican taco bar. an almost finished bottle of corona, an almost finished bottle of modelo, and a half finished glass of mango margarita. it's happy hour y'all!
July 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
also did u guys miss me
me looking down at my phone with a derpy little smile. what's up
June 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
also someone misunderstood 'leave a tip' and took the whole tip jar this week good afternoon bluesky
remnants of a smashed plastic tip jar
May 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
did someone lose their box of corn
open cardboard box on a shrub sparsely filled with loose corn kernels
March 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
chock this out
receiving gate of a grocery chain with a sign that says "NOTICE: CHOCK REAR WHEELS"
March 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
same
down-up view of where i am standing. a very dirty and dusty plexiglass awning where you can see a small plushie of a luigi lying belly down in a t-pose. in the faded background you see the peak of cn tower of toronto.
March 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
cool
a lineup of various retro arcade cabinets in operation at a small local retro arcade bar
March 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
the line 1 substitute shuttle bus today is the old ttc model that I haven't been on for many many years and it feels like i've just stepped into a time machine
indoor view of the old toronto transit commission bus that has been replaced by a newer, more modern model years ago
March 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
im sweaty
bathroom selfie of me extremely sweaty to the point that my white shirt is see through
March 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
top of cn tower peeking out above some toronto high rises and billboard. clear blue skies.
March 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
why did they use such a small image for the tim horton gacha 😭 lol
a screenshot of me winning a donut in the tim hortons app as part of roll up the rim, the image is heavily blurred and pixelated due to it being stretched out from a clearly small original icon of a donut (unsure)
February 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
on other life achievement news; i completed the first page of my ditto collection 💜
a three-by-three binder featuring 9 pokemon cards. all cards are of ditto in its glorious blobby form, with three of them being the shiny versions of ditto which are blue instead of purply pink.
February 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
it was actually the best cake i've made to date (which is not a huge deal since i baked like 5 cakes but still)
a slice of my homemade cut out, showing the two rich chocolate layers with cream cheese ganache and dark chocolate shavings on top
February 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
ugly home cake update
a top down view of a home made heart shaped chocolate layer cake topped with cream cheese ganache and crumbled dark chocolate. it says the number 39 in oreo stuf.
February 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
just pulled this adorable card that i'm really happy i pulled because there was no way i was going to pay $70 canadian for this card 😂 look how shiny!!!! #pokemontcg
me holding a duskull full art pokemon card (shrouded fable card 68 out of 64) that i just pulled out of a booster pack
February 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
might have come across my new favourite pokemon card
my hand holding the "imakuni?'s doduo' pokemon card that features a crude drawing of doduo and a cartoon man in a bear costume. the featured pokemon power reads: "frenzied escape: when this doduo retreats, hold this card and throw it as hard as you can because doduo is running away"
January 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
came home after work to find this on the table. love my boyfriend.
a rolled joint with writing next to it that says "the cure for IDIOTS"
January 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
drunk in love (if love was beer)
drunk asian person outside a brick building in the cold smiling at the camera
January 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
good night bluesky 😴😪
sleepy me with a tit out brushing my teeth lazily with an electric one while taking a mirror selfie before bed
January 18, 2025 at 7:11 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
it really happened
my left hand holding two sleeved pokemon cards: a ditto V holo card featuring a buff looking purple ditto, and on the right a holo ditto vmax card featuring an intimidating shiny ditto that is large and in charge
December 31, 2024 at 6:49 AM
suitcasedad.bsky.social
1 trurh 1 lie
1. i am drunk
2. i own google
me very close to the camera hello there
December 21, 2024 at 7:04 AM