some lady actually walked in once to yell that we need to stop selling the devil's lettuce

question: WHY did he just watch me go through the entire process of unlocking the showcase and not think to stop me at any point if he didn't want it???

"are you serious? did you not hear him the first six times??? are you DEAF" i'm like it's ok!!! and he's just so annoyed FOR me lmao

sometimes it feels like people's RAM just resets randomly in the middle of the day

and i'm like oh? did you change your mind?

and he goes "i don't want it if it's from the display, it's probably old."

and he says this in such a pleasant manner as if the conversation we had 10 seconds ago literally did not happen

i'm ????????? but i say ok and smile

😭😭😂😂 im so happy to hear that!

the other day someone was so confused about infused pre-rolls so i told them imagine a regular joint is regular coffee, then infused joints are like coffee with an extra shot.

immediate answer: so it tastes like coffee?

same

after about 10 attempts trying to explain i just gave him a sativa and told him it's a hybrid that's 'all sativa' and he was happy

tell them i said hi

can you actually die from second hand embarrassment because i think i might

precisely like this