Eric the Read
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Eric the Read
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Honestly, package, same.
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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New Godzilla Film - Title Reveal

GODZILLA -O.O (Godzilla Minus Zero)
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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All done
October 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Most parents, by definition, have children.
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I've been saying this for years-- anybody who's even spent 15 minutes talking about music with me can tell you I've been praising @alyankovic.bsky.social 's live show as one of the best stage performances I've ever seen.
The best live show I have seen in years was @alyankovic.bsky.social and I will punch anyone saying otherwise right in the glottis.
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media.tenor.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
e. e. "Doc" cummings
September 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Evolution (abridged)
September 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
August 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I just picked this up in audiobook form and it's delightful indeed. Nick and Nora in Spaaaace!
Oh nope, not me. Was trying not to spoil but it's THE SPARE MAN by @maryrobinettekowal.com.

Delightful. Contains cocktail recipes and inertia.
August 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Related: If you're not at least a little hypocritical in some part of your life, your standards are too low.
My version of the advice, which is hard to follow in practice: if you’re not terrified you’re probably not being ambitious enough.
August 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Sad news to hear of the passing of Tom Lehrer at 97, but what a full life he lived. He did so much to influence my sense of humor and of course countless others.
American musical satirist Tom Lehrer dies at 97, US media report
Lehrer, a Harvard-trained mathematician, wrote darkly humorous songs, often with political connotations.
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July 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Literally saw this right as I'm playing this song:
July 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I once poured drinks for Larry Niven and Joe Haldeman.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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when i think of Colbert, i think of an interview he gave to GQ when he first took over The Late Show, and had this to say about losing his father and brothers in a plane crash. www.gq.com/story/stephe...
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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July 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Note to self: find out where Greg is traveling, go somewhere else
Ground stop trying to leave to come home too 🤦‍♂️
I see FAA is still going strong 😂

(Flight delayed while we're on the tarmac literal minutes before takeoff. Ground stop issued an hour later, then extended twice. After sitting here for 2hrs we're now returning to the terminal 🫠)
June 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
What’s a book—or series of books—that you loved as a kid that almost nobody seems to read or even remember nowadays?
June 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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This guy is honestly so frigging dumb.

His brain is mush

Wrf is a “friendly plane wave?”

4 year old toddler
June 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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COMMENTARY: It takes a great country to admit its mistakes. The Trump administration's new signs at Colorado's National Historic Sites reflect weakness and insecurity.
June 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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My daughter and her friend go to a Gaelic immersion primary school
June 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I have a lot of issues with Gavin Newsom but he is calling out Trump in a way other major leaders aren’t and if he causes Trump to have a stroke I will buy him a latte
NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
June 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM