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1997 | 💖💜💙 | she/her | 🍉| Skeets are my own | current sleepy binch

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empressariana.bsky.social
I just read the funniest authors note in someone’s old self insert fanfic…
and yes I read them I think they’re hilarious and a riot and the authors are braver than any us marine 🫡
November 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
empressariana.bsky.social
didn’t send the mail email today and TWO PEOPLE came asking why there was no meme in it
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
empressariana.bsky.social
manifesting a door decorating contest win at work this year with the famous reindeer gifs
(I can’t find the artist on bsky but is hellomelmelmel on insta)
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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tendermiasma.com
maybe something you wanna bring up woth visa and mastercard when we do our calls
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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jackjenkins.me
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
“Faith leader, Michael Woolf, minister at Lake Street Church of Evanston, is detained by Illinois State Police during a protest against immigration actions, outside the Broadview ICE facility in Chicago, Illinois, U.S., November 14, 2025. REUTERS/Jim Vondruska”
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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jeremylittau.com
If I had to predict a high-impact story that is flying under the radar now but will play a big role in next year's major federal and state elections in the U.S., it'll be electricity prices and data centers. Easy-to-understand affordability and corruption story.
The Data Center Resistance Has Arrived
A new report finds that local opposition to data centers skyrocketed in the second quarter of this year.
www.wired.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
empressariana.bsky.social
About those emails…
Destiel Confession meme. Castiel: I love you. Dean: Donald Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowjob and Putin has pictures
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
empressariana.bsky.social
“How do I believe Catherine Beecher might've reacted to reading this? I'd like to imagine she would've been so angry she had an aneurysm and died.”
-me, my college history assignment
November 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
empressariana.bsky.social
on my period rn and I burst into tears at work thinking about the o’shaughnessy dam why would they do that fuck gifford pinchot
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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theonion.com
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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newsjennifer.bsky.social
Read every word & share with everyone you know. This is real life here in Chicago. Americans need to know this grotesque reality & stand with us.
bgrueskin.bsky.social Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 13d
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I Want You to Understand Chicago Politics Chicago 2025-11-08 I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. “We could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,” Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st. Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Sho…
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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gwensnyder.bsky.social
Oh ok then. Problem solved
CNN: America is having an affordability crisis. The solution: You’ll never own anything again
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
empressariana.bsky.social
youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ... NEVER KILL YOURSELF THE FINAL PAM RETURNS
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
empressariana.bsky.social
Im doing college online and the one deciding factor between taking a language I took two years of in school and one I know dogshit about was that one has assigned log in times and live tests. How is that an asynchronous remote class?? I have a full time job and a life!!! anyway I’m not takin german
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
empressariana.bsky.social
#onepiece1165spoilers #onepiecemangaspoilers
#OnePiece1165

IM FUCKING SOBBING????!???
GOD OF FIRE ACE

I m
My boy…..
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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emilyhughes.bsky.social
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
brittanytrang.com Brittany Trang @brittanytrang.com · 14d
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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scalzi.com
Remember our mantra:

Don't Engage, Just Block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
empressariana.bsky.social
thank you to fanfic dot net authors pre-2012 purge who were always recommending fuckin banger songs every chapter thank you for your service 🫡 I would not be who I am today without u
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
empressariana.bsky.social
*signing for a package at work*
me:“Asquiggle”
driver: Oh you’re Asquiggle!
me: Oh am I famous or something?
driver: actually, kinda yeah
me: 😶
November 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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seiu.org
RT RT RT RT RT!
rbreich.bsky.social Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 18d
Open enrollment for ACA healthcare plans has started, and enrollees are seeing what their premium costs will be next year.

Without subsidies, one couple will see their monthly costs increase from $495 to $2,168 — a 300% increase.

This is what Democrats are fighting to prevent.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
empressariana.bsky.social
Turbovicki finally defeated her foe

youtu.be/m5qOd6-yT8s?...
Monster Factory: Training a Perfect Super-Athlete in Wii Sports Resort
YouTube video by Polygon
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
empressariana.bsky.social
THANK FUCK
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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thrasherxy.bsky.social
ON THE LITERAL EVE OF A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST MAYOR BEING ELECTED, ANNA WINTOUR KILLS PROGRESSIVE AND PROFITABLE TEEN VOGUE POLITICS DESK WHICH HAD JUST INTERVIEWED HIM

*That’s* the headline.

(Unfortunately there’s hardly any news outlet left to run it 😭)
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM