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empressariana.bsky.social
*ANGRY BISEXUAL NOISES*
@empressariana.bsky.social
1997 | 💖💜💙 | she/her | 🍉| Skeets are my own | current sleepy binch

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About those emails…
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen #LegendsZA #PokemonZA
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ngl all these tasks require friends I just reinstalled last month waaaaaa
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 966883454805
October 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I am being tortured in my landscape architecture class with visions of renaissance pizza @drawfeeshow.com
September 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
*wearing my mcr tour shirt*
coworker: Oh what kind of shirt is that?
me: I got it at the MCR concert!
coworker: but… that doesn’t say MCR it says … backwards K, C, R without the loop?
me:
September 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
HOLY SHIT!!?? #OnePiece1159
September 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
cleaning out my closet and I found a 10+ year old assignment to write a terror pantoum, pretty sure I nailed the ending
August 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
tried to take a photo of my new earrings but Pissboy stole the focus I’m cackling
June 12, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s so Calliope coded I had to make it actually her lol
June 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
already do this… and????
May 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I wish I could be this effortlessly cool holy shit the fucking timing of the sunglasses @dimension20.bsky.social #GauntletattheGarden #dimension20
May 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I’ve been scouring ceiling fan pages and groups but can somebody tell me how the FUCK to change the uplight (?? new vocabulary word) on this harbor breeze fan my dad thinks he’s never changed those bulbs and the last one burnt out around 2020-21 (holy shit)
May 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
They look so bossy I’m obsessed you will not hear from me until I meet this professional little guy
April 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
if u go to heaven ur a virgin (guess where I’ve been trapped this evening)
April 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Happy Chicago Quiznos Coyote Friday: 18th Anniversary Edition
April 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
eepy
March 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
NEW FAVORITE POKÉMON POCKET CARD IS TEAM ROCKET GRUNT I WAS ABOUT TO BE MASSACRED BY THIS MFER BUT I WAS ABLE TO GET RID OF A SINGLE ENERGY AND THEY CONCEDED HOLY SHIT
March 29, 2025 at 11:37 PM
a cryptid?
March 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m so tired but I can’t sleep bc the fact that I had the first moments of my bi awakening at like age 16-17 while at work surrounded by my coworkers is so embarrassing and apparently memORABLE FOR MORE THAN ME
February 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
fucking… the destiel meme strikes again god fucking damn it and it’s rt news ffs
February 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
TIKTAALIK BIG CHALLENGES
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I wanted to go and find my exact thoughts on the matter
February 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
TIME TO CALL FETTERMAN’S OFFICE AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT (AND MCCORMICK THE RIGHT BASTARD)
February 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
everything is horrible but at least we have pesto
we will need the energy it provides to fight on
February 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM