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Emily Griffiths
@emilygriffiths.bsky.social
Soprano gone rogue, mischief & merriment maker. Marketing Director. Views my own.
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January 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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TRUMP: we are going to take all the oceans water and drink it ourselves
PRESS: [nodding and taking notes]
January 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Repurpose Christmas cards to save money
January 2, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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this is probably my favourite photograph of 2024, taken on a long May evening at the shipwreck on Rhossili beach in the Gower, Wales
December 31, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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just totted up all the substacks I pay for and found myself thinking ‘wow wouldn’t it be better if all these writers were in one place and I could just pay a flat fee’ so anyway that’s how today I invented the concept of the ‘newspaper’
December 20, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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man on a first date
man on a first date
YouTube video by mralistairgreen
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December 18, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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This needs to be taken very seriously. All donations that originate from abroad, no matter who is the final donor, should be banned. Only UK citizens should be allowed to donate to British political organisations
December 18, 2024 at 7:01 AM
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I'm not "holding space" so much as I'm "haunting space"
December 17, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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In 1984, "party like it's 1999" was an double edged call to seek joy in the face of looming argmageddon

in 2024, "party like it's 1999" is an escapist dream of slipping the JNCOs back on and staying up all night playing Goldeneye while drinking hard ice tea and smoking a pack of Marlboro Lights
December 10, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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A somewhat astonishing tweet from Boris Johnson given, according to the BMJ the Tories “wrote off almost £10bn worth of unused PPE during pandemic, accounts show.”
November 30, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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JONI MITCHELL: They took all the trees, put 'em in a tree museum / And they charged the people a dollar an' a half just to see 'em

TECH BRO: Sounds awesome but can we make it a monthly subscription
December 4, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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"Bumblebee population increases 116 times over in 'remarkable' Scotland rewilding project."

Read that again: **116** times.

Why are we STILL having to argue the case for rewilding??
www.scotsman.com/hays-way/bum...
Bumblebee population increases 116 times over in 'remarkable' Scotland project
‘The sound of traffic and a uniform sea of barley have been replaced by the most beautiful meadows, full of wildflowers, young saplings and the buzz of bees’
www.scotsman.com
November 29, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
November 27, 2024 at 5:03 PM
What’s your sign
November 27, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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Silly I know but I’ve penned an ode- or poem if you will- to my new favourite app, bluesky. Be kind in your judgement I beseech you my liege!. lol 🪶
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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Starter pack I hardly know er pack
November 14, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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[the most depressed I’ve ever been]

I’m going to make a pie
November 14, 2024 at 4:46 AM
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wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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I think today’s most important historical anniversary is this cockle-warming entry from Michael Palin’s diary
November 13, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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gays leaving twitter for bluesky reminds me of that scene from LoTR where the elves are exiting middle earth
November 11, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Seeing your Twitter mutuals gradually appear on here
July 3, 2023 at 4:04 PM