Thinking of adding "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" to my email signature.
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Thinking of adding "DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" to my email signature.
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
Mono AND Diglycerides? My cup runneth over.
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Mono AND Diglycerides? My cup runneth over.
Explain your username:
Many years ago, I married a man whose last name was Gerber. Even more years ago, my parents named me Emily. Idk. Just seemed to fit.
Many years ago, I married a man whose last name was Gerber. Even more years ago, my parents named me Emily. Idk. Just seemed to fit.
explain your username:
many years ago, I created a short-lived comic just to say I did it. it revolved around three characters who were all Goths and their mortal enemy was the sun. that comic was called Born Miserable. that’s it.
many years ago, I created a short-lived comic just to say I did it. it revolved around three characters who were all Goths and their mortal enemy was the sun. that comic was called Born Miserable. that’s it.
explain your username:
there used to be two kellys in my friend group but the other one did something unforgivable, so they needed to differentiate between us until she was transitioned out and I became fun kelly. then my best friend & i worked together for years so everyone just calls me fun.
there used to be two kellys in my friend group but the other one did something unforgivable, so they needed to differentiate between us until she was transitioned out and I became fun kelly. then my best friend & i worked together for years so everyone just calls me fun.
October 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Explain your username:
Many years ago, I married a man whose last name was Gerber. Even more years ago, my parents named me Emily. Idk. Just seemed to fit.
Many years ago, I married a man whose last name was Gerber. Even more years ago, my parents named me Emily. Idk. Just seemed to fit.
Terrible timing. The fettuccine vaccine is so hard to get these days.
September 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Terrible timing. The fettuccine vaccine is so hard to get these days.
A Band
subtly downgrade a band:
Samsara
Samsara
subtly downgrade a band:
Some Doubt
Some Doubt
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
A Band
No "capitulating to fascists" option?
September 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
No "capitulating to fascists" option?
Bird in the bush: I am worthy
July 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Bird in the bush: I am worthy
That poor guy stuck working the holiday weekend at Amazon must be exhausted?
July 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
That poor guy stuck working the holiday weekend at Amazon must be exhausted?
Dreams really do come true! (I dreamed I had eye crud.)
June 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Dreams really do come true! (I dreamed I had eye crud.)
Movie idea:
A crotchety white dowager and her long suffering black chauffeur come to realize over time that they truly do despise each other.
A crotchety white dowager and her long suffering black chauffeur come to realize over time that they truly do despise each other.
June 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Movie idea:
A crotchety white dowager and her long suffering black chauffeur come to realize over time that they truly do despise each other.
A crotchety white dowager and her long suffering black chauffeur come to realize over time that they truly do despise each other.
Fuck nudes, show me your junk drawer.
Fuck nudes, show me your high score on Tetris.
Fuck nudes, show me your mixtape collection.
May 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fuck nudes, show me your junk drawer.
He just needed a little inspiration.
May 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
He just needed a little inspiration.
Muppet a band: Tom Piggy and the Heartbreakers
Muppet a band:
Fozzie Osbourne
Fozzie Osbourne
Muppet a band:
Crazy Harry Horse
Crazy Harry Horse
May 17, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Muppet a band: Tom Piggy and the Heartbreakers
I mean, who doesn't really?
May 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I mean, who doesn't really?
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
Schindler's Lit
Schindler's Lit
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
It's A Wonderful Lie
It's A Wonderful Lie
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
The Cow.
The Cow.
May 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Remove a letter, ruin a movie.
Schindler's Lit
Schindler's Lit
Is my hair getting thinner, or is my head getting thicker?
April 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Is my hair getting thinner, or is my head getting thicker?
Watch me go without on OnlySans.
Watch me sunbathe on OnlyTans.
Watch me block anyone who follows me on OnlyBans
April 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watch me go without on OnlySans.
I don't think AI got the joke...
April 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I don't think AI got the joke...
Me when my baked goods come out of the pan cleanly
February 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Me when my baked goods come out of the pan cleanly
Doing my part for the resistance by pronouncing doge as doggie.
February 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Doing my part for the resistance by pronouncing doge as doggie.
I'm too sexy for my predictive text.
January 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm too sexy for my predictive text.