It was worth giving up my pillow.
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 PM
It was worth giving up my pillow.
Dream big. Temu sainthood.
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Dream big. Temu sainthood.
When all the shit has been posted, what then?
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
When all the shit has been posted, what then?
And anyone who says "with all due respect" thinks you are due zero respect.
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
And anyone who says "with all due respect" thinks you are due zero respect.
I've heard it both ways.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I've heard it both ways.
May I remind you that correlation is not causation.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
May I remind you that correlation is not causation.
Oh to live in precedented times...
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Oh to live in precedented times...
Was it Mr. Hooper's? Love that shop.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Was it Mr. Hooper's? Love that shop.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory once again.
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory once again.
seems a lot more interesting in Europe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
seems a lot more interesting in Europe.
It ceases to be a salad as long as it's hot. Hot pasta salad? That's pasta, my friend.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It ceases to be a salad as long as it's hot. Hot pasta salad? That's pasta, my friend.
I think you can listen for free on the Interview podcast.
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think you can listen for free on the Interview podcast.
Fuck nudes, show me your junk drawer.
Fuck nudes, show me your high score on Tetris.
November 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
And does it rhyme with apple or maple?
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
And does it rhyme with apple or maple?
We need to start saying "He's got eggs" when someone shows courage.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We need to start saying "He's got eggs" when someone shows courage.
This is one of the few remaining joys in life.
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This is one of the few remaining joys in life.
I was in med school pretending I wanted to be a doctor and workshopping my bipolar disorder.
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I was in med school pretending I wanted to be a doctor and workshopping my bipolar disorder.
NY Post reveals that the "triangles" Mamdani said he enjoyed eating were actually triangular pyramids.
October 29, 2025 at 11:21 AM
NY Post reveals that the "triangles" Mamdani said he enjoyed eating were actually triangular pyramids.
I volunteer for ElderNet, an organization that provides rides for seniors going to medical appointments. There have been a few clients who make me think it's true that no good deed goes unpunished.
October 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I volunteer for ElderNet, an organization that provides rides for seniors going to medical appointments. There have been a few clients who make me think it's true that no good deed goes unpunished.
While zucchini weeps silently in the corner, painfully aware of the lie that is zoodles.
October 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
While zucchini weeps silently in the corner, painfully aware of the lie that is zoodles.