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It’s always five o’clock at the Prancing Pony.
The biggest problem the Kansas City Chiefs have is... their best route-runner this Eason was 36 and the second-best route runner wasn't even close.
Blow up the receiving room. Blow up the receiving coaches. Run it back.
Blow up the receiving room. Blow up the receiving coaches. Run it back.
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The biggest problem the Kansas City Chiefs have is... their best route-runner this Eason was 36 and the second-best route runner wasn't even close.
Blow up the receiving room. Blow up the receiving coaches. Run it back.
Blow up the receiving room. Blow up the receiving coaches. Run it back.
Why is LinkedIn so unequivocally shit in every possible measurable way?
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Why is LinkedIn so unequivocally shit in every possible measurable way?
Bari Weiss is the skid mark on the flea-and-gonorrhea-infested boxers in the forgotten basement hamper of journalism.
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Bari Weiss is the skid mark on the flea-and-gonorrhea-infested boxers in the forgotten basement hamper of journalism.
Blessings of the lord our dick be upon you.
The Scripture says when you honor your dick with your giving, it will pour out blessings you can’t contain. That means you can’t contain it in your lifetime. It’s too much for one generation. It’s going to get passed down to your family line.
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Blessings of the lord our dick be upon you.
There is epic shit happening here.
Worth the click through.
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
There is epic shit happening here.
I’m having a psychotic episode just *thinking* about how awful this must be.
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m having a psychotic episode just *thinking* about how awful this must be.
If I’m Kansas City, I blow up the receiving corps in the offseason. I legit think this is thee worst set of route runners Mahomes has ever had - and the best route runner can’t catch.
(But the law can catch him)
(But the law can catch him)
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If I’m Kansas City, I blow up the receiving corps in the offseason. I legit think this is thee worst set of route runners Mahomes has ever had - and the best route runner can’t catch.
(But the law can catch him)
(But the law can catch him)
Most expensive kicker in the league.
Stay in the kitchen, Harrison. Let your woman work. She’s better at it than you.
Stay in the kitchen, Harrison. Let your woman work. She’s better at it than you.
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Most expensive kicker in the league.
Stay in the kitchen, Harrison. Let your woman work. She’s better at it than you.
Stay in the kitchen, Harrison. Let your woman work. She’s better at it than you.
NFL officiating is an unmitigated disaster.
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
NFL officiating is an unmitigated disaster.
Micah Parsons with a neck roll?!
*finger to ear*
Wait a minute…
I’m being told that’s the right tackle’s arm wrapped around his neck the last two plays without a flag.
*finger to ear*
Wait a minute…
I’m being told that’s the right tackle’s arm wrapped around his neck the last two plays without a flag.
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Micah Parsons with a neck roll?!
*finger to ear*
Wait a minute…
I’m being told that’s the right tackle’s arm wrapped around his neck the last two plays without a flag.
*finger to ear*
Wait a minute…
I’m being told that’s the right tackle’s arm wrapped around his neck the last two plays without a flag.
I’ll be real… I turned off social media when Trump 1.0 ended out of sheer mental exhaustion. I’m tapping out early this time.
I’m trying to write a western and might spend energy turning away from the politics.
I’m trying to write a western and might spend energy turning away from the politics.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’ll be real… I turned off social media when Trump 1.0 ended out of sheer mental exhaustion. I’m tapping out early this time.
I’m trying to write a western and might spend energy turning away from the politics.
I’m trying to write a western and might spend energy turning away from the politics.
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A now- infamous review, hysterical and worth a cheer up read
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
A now- infamous review, hysterical and worth a cheer up read
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I've had ... the time of my life ...
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear .... it's the truth ...
And I owe it all to you
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear .... it's the truth ...
And I owe it all to you
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I've had ... the time of my life ...
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear .... it's the truth ...
And I owe it all to you
No, I never felt like this before
Yes, I swear .... it's the truth ...
And I owe it all to you
Am waiting for this take to be left out to chill too long on the window sill. Not yet.
Jesus. Giants look fucking good.
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Am waiting for this take to be left out to chill too long on the window sill. Not yet.
Jesus. Giants look fucking good.
October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Jesus. Giants look fucking good.
Are those flags on the field?! Nope! Just Eagle defenders jockstraps!
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Are those flags on the field?! Nope! Just Eagle defenders jockstraps!
Probably a hot take but I feel like the new Tahoe release is a game changer for people like me who care about the long-term effects of trip much cell phone use.
I tactic to reduce this is to intentionally make your phone worse by turning off the color. The new makes doing that… beautiful.
I tactic to reduce this is to intentionally make your phone worse by turning off the color. The new makes doing that… beautiful.
September 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Probably a hot take but I feel like the new Tahoe release is a game changer for people like me who care about the long-term effects of trip much cell phone use.
I tactic to reduce this is to intentionally make your phone worse by turning off the color. The new makes doing that… beautiful.
I tactic to reduce this is to intentionally make your phone worse by turning off the color. The new makes doing that… beautiful.
Charlie Kirk’s memorial service was today.
In related news, I had a particularly runny shit this morning.
In related news, I had a particularly runny shit this morning.
September 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Charlie Kirk’s memorial service was today.
In related news, I had a particularly runny shit this morning.
In related news, I had a particularly runny shit this morning.
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airport terminal shops in the US are really missing a grift by not selling aerodynamic bras and underwear “to make your plane go faster”
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
airport terminal shops in the US are really missing a grift by not selling aerodynamic bras and underwear “to make your plane go faster”
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You can condemn murder and political violence without whitewashing Charlie Kirk's shameful history of hate, racism, white nationalism and promotion of dangerous conspiracies that radicalized Trump supporters to violence.
You can do both.
You can do both.
September 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You can condemn murder and political violence without whitewashing Charlie Kirk's shameful history of hate, racism, white nationalism and promotion of dangerous conspiracies that radicalized Trump supporters to violence.
You can do both.
You can do both.
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not a single fucking beanie baby ever wore a beanie i'm fucken OUTRAGED
September 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
not a single fucking beanie baby ever wore a beanie i'm fucken OUTRAGED
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