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๐๐ตโ๐ด ๐๐ฅ๐ฐ๐๐ฒ๐ฌ ๐ง๐ช๐ท๐ฆ ๐ฐโ ๐ค๐ญ๐ฐ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ข๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐บ. ๐๐ข๐ฅ๐ช๐ฆ๐ด ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต ๐ค๐ฐ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ข๐ณ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ด ๐ด๐ช๐น ๐ด๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ด. ๐๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถโ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ข๐ณ๐ข๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฆ, ๐ธ๐ฆ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ๐ข๐จ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ-๐จ๐ข๐ฎ๐ฆ. ๐๐ฐ ๐๐ช๐ป๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ๐ด.
The stock market looks like itโs about to shit the bed.
Huh.
If only there were some way to predict this based on current events.
Huh.
If only there were some way to predict this based on current events.
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
The stock market looks like itโs about to shit the bed.
Huh.
If only there were some way to predict this based on current events.
Huh.
If only there were some way to predict this based on current events.
Thought the same.
A common injury among pros nursing a leg injury on the opposite leg. They favor (subconsciously) one leg over the other and the demands stress limbs to breaking. See also poor Daniel Jones.
Rough deal. Hope George powers through that rehab.
A common injury among pros nursing a leg injury on the opposite leg. They favor (subconsciously) one leg over the other and the demands stress limbs to breaking. See also poor Daniel Jones.
Rough deal. Hope George powers through that rehab.
January 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Thought the same.
A common injury among pros nursing a leg injury on the opposite leg. They favor (subconsciously) one leg over the other and the demands stress limbs to breaking. See also poor Daniel Jones.
Rough deal. Hope George powers through that rehab.
A common injury among pros nursing a leg injury on the opposite leg. They favor (subconsciously) one leg over the other and the demands stress limbs to breaking. See also poor Daniel Jones.
Rough deal. Hope George powers through that rehab.
I think he just coached his way back into an HC job somewhere next season.
January 12, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I think he just coached his way back into an HC job somewhere next season.
The WaPo headline is throwing out its back with all the water itโs carrying for Trump.
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The WaPo headline is throwing out its back with all the water itโs carrying for Trump.
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in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
I don't think he should... but circumstances are such that he almost certainly will be. Not because he deserves it but because others that have won more are suddenly available.
January 11, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I don't think he should... but circumstances are such that he almost certainly will be. Not because he deserves it but because others that have won more are suddenly available.
Yep. This is the vibe. ๐ฏ
January 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Yep. This is the vibe. ๐ฏ
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The background laughter...
This might be the literal worst start to a forecast Iโve ever had. And I save a banger for 40 seconds into the clip.
I needed the laugh, and I share in hopes my awkwardness and humiliation does the same for you.
I needed the laugh, and I share in hopes my awkwardness and humiliation does the same for you.
January 8, 2026 at 4:08 AM
The background laughter...
Oooh ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ is fun.
Ooooh. This ๐ช๐ด fun.
๐๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐๐ฅ, ๐ผ๐๐ ๐.
Ooooh. This ๐ช๐ด fun.
๐๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐๐ฅ, ๐ผ๐๐ ๐.
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Oooh ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ is fun.
Ooooh. This ๐ช๐ด fun.
๐๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐๐ฅ, ๐ผ๐๐ ๐.
Ooooh. This ๐ช๐ด fun.
๐๐ฆ๐ฉ ๐๐ฅ, ๐ผ๐๐ ๐.
Saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said 'Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."
As if there's a third option that yields a better result? These people have difficulty articulating that they want their single vote to count for millions and can fuck alllllll the way off.
As if there's a third option that yields a better result? These people have difficulty articulating that they want their single vote to count for millions and can fuck alllllll the way off.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said 'Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."
As if there's a third option that yields a better result? These people have difficulty articulating that they want their single vote to count for millions and can fuck alllllll the way off.
As if there's a third option that yields a better result? These people have difficulty articulating that they want their single vote to count for millions and can fuck alllllll the way off.
The biggest problem the Kansas City Chiefs have is... their best route-runner this Eason was 36 and the second-best route runner wasn't even close.
Blow up the receiving room. Blow up the receiving coaches. Run it back.
Blow up the receiving room. Blow up the receiving coaches. Run it back.
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The biggest problem the Kansas City Chiefs have is... their best route-runner this Eason was 36 and the second-best route runner wasn't even close.
Blow up the receiving room. Blow up the receiving coaches. Run it back.
Blow up the receiving room. Blow up the receiving coaches. Run it back.
Why is LinkedIn so unequivocally shit in every possible measurable way?
December 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Why is LinkedIn so unequivocally shit in every possible measurable way?
Bari Weiss is the skid mark on the flea-and-gonorrhea-infested boxers in the forgotten basement hamper of journalism.
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Bari Weiss is the skid mark on the flea-and-gonorrhea-infested boxers in the forgotten basement hamper of journalism.
Blessings of the lord our dick be upon you.
The Scripture says when you honor your dick with your giving, it will pour out blessings you canโt contain. That means you canโt contain it in your lifetime. Itโs too much for one generation. Itโs going to get passed down to your family line.
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Blessings of the lord our dick be upon you.
There is epic shit happening here.
Worth the click through.
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 10, 2025 at 5:11 AM
There is epic shit happening here.
Iโm having a psychotic episode just *thinking* about how awful this must be.
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Iโm having a psychotic episode just *thinking* about how awful this must be.
Collapsed from a heart attack after getting โout-fuckedโ by a sloth tripping balls.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Collapsed from a heart attack after getting โout-fuckedโ by a sloth tripping balls.
If Iโm Kansas City, I blow up the receiving corps in the offseason. I legit think this is thee worst set of route runners Mahomes has ever had - and the best route runner canโt catch.
(But the law can catch him)
(But the law can catch him)
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If Iโm Kansas City, I blow up the receiving corps in the offseason. I legit think this is thee worst set of route runners Mahomes has ever had - and the best route runner canโt catch.
(But the law can catch him)
(But the law can catch him)
Yeah, I work in IT for a relatively large org - any machine more than four years old is getting absolutely wrecked by AI bloat in Windows 11.
The worst partโฆ itโs relatively shit and doesnโt really add any tangible value for the vast majority of applications.
The worst partโฆ itโs relatively shit and doesnโt really add any tangible value for the vast majority of applications.
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yeah, I work in IT for a relatively large org - any machine more than four years old is getting absolutely wrecked by AI bloat in Windows 11.
The worst partโฆ itโs relatively shit and doesnโt really add any tangible value for the vast majority of applications.
The worst partโฆ itโs relatively shit and doesnโt really add any tangible value for the vast majority of applications.
Most expensive kicker in the league.
Stay in the kitchen, Harrison. Let your woman work. Sheโs better at it than you.
Stay in the kitchen, Harrison. Let your woman work. Sheโs better at it than you.
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Most expensive kicker in the league.
Stay in the kitchen, Harrison. Let your woman work. Sheโs better at it than you.
Stay in the kitchen, Harrison. Let your woman work. Sheโs better at it than you.
NFL officiating is an unmitigated disaster.
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
NFL officiating is an unmitigated disaster.
December 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Micah Parsons with a neck roll?!
*finger to ear*
Wait a minuteโฆ
Iโm being told thatโs the right tackleโs arm wrapped around his neck the last two plays without a flag.
*finger to ear*
Wait a minuteโฆ
Iโm being told thatโs the right tackleโs arm wrapped around his neck the last two plays without a flag.
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Micah Parsons with a neck roll?!
*finger to ear*
Wait a minuteโฆ
Iโm being told thatโs the right tackleโs arm wrapped around his neck the last two plays without a flag.
*finger to ear*
Wait a minuteโฆ
Iโm being told thatโs the right tackleโs arm wrapped around his neck the last two plays without a flag.
Iโll be realโฆ I turned off social media when Trump 1.0 ended out of sheer mental exhaustion. Iโm tapping out early this time.
Iโm trying to write a western and might spend energy turning away from the politics.
Iโm trying to write a western and might spend energy turning away from the politics.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Iโll be realโฆ I turned off social media when Trump 1.0 ended out of sheer mental exhaustion. Iโm tapping out early this time.
Iโm trying to write a western and might spend energy turning away from the politics.
Iโm trying to write a western and might spend energy turning away from the politics.
So awkward they found that bottle. That was a note for my wife. She was cleaning out the pantry. Itโs supposed to say Save the White Rice.
Oh man oh jeez.
Oh man oh jeez.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So awkward they found that bottle. That was a note for my wife. She was cleaning out the pantry. Itโs supposed to say Save the White Rice.
Oh man oh jeez.
Oh man oh jeez.