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@emcee.blog
It’s always five o’clock at the Prancing Pony.
Saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said 'Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."
As if there's a third option that yields a better result? These people have difficulty articulating that they want their single vote to count for millions and can fuck alllllll the way off.
As if there's a third option that yields a better result? These people have difficulty articulating that they want their single vote to count for millions and can fuck alllllll the way off.
December 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Saw a bumper sticker yesterday that said 'Choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."
As if there's a third option that yields a better result? These people have difficulty articulating that they want their single vote to count for millions and can fuck alllllll the way off.
As if there's a third option that yields a better result? These people have difficulty articulating that they want their single vote to count for millions and can fuck alllllll the way off.
Collapsed from a heart attack after getting “out-fucked” by a sloth tripping balls.
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Collapsed from a heart attack after getting “out-fucked” by a sloth tripping balls.
Yeah, I work in IT for a relatively large org - any machine more than four years old is getting absolutely wrecked by AI bloat in Windows 11.
The worst part… it’s relatively shit and doesn’t really add any tangible value for the vast majority of applications.
The worst part… it’s relatively shit and doesn’t really add any tangible value for the vast majority of applications.
December 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yeah, I work in IT for a relatively large org - any machine more than four years old is getting absolutely wrecked by AI bloat in Windows 11.
The worst part… it’s relatively shit and doesn’t really add any tangible value for the vast majority of applications.
The worst part… it’s relatively shit and doesn’t really add any tangible value for the vast majority of applications.
So awkward they found that bottle. That was a note for my wife. She was cleaning out the pantry. It’s supposed to say Save the White Rice.
Oh man oh jeez.
Oh man oh jeez.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So awkward they found that bottle. That was a note for my wife. She was cleaning out the pantry. It’s supposed to say Save the White Rice.
Oh man oh jeez.
Oh man oh jeez.
What the actual fuck is society doing? What is this?
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What the actual fuck is society doing? What is this?
NFL officiating is an absolute joke.
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
NFL officiating is an absolute joke.
“Alllllll the way off.”
- the amount Bari Weiss can fuck.
- the amount Bari Weiss can fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“Alllllll the way off.”
- the amount Bari Weiss can fuck.
- the amount Bari Weiss can fuck.
You made that up.
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Oh fuck, you did not make that up.
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Oh fuck, you did not make that up.
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
You made that up.
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Oh fuck, you did not make that up.
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Oh fuck, you did not make that up.
Imagine having more money than God and still being envious of how much bigger God’s dick is.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elon Musk!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elon Musk!
November 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Imagine having more money than God and still being envious of how much bigger God’s dick is.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elon Musk!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Elon Musk!