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The T is silent.
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November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Look while the US still sucks shit and terrible things will continue to happen

Tonight proves why the whole Trump Reich fascist takeover is, and will, fail

Most people don't want it, they haven't actually secured enough power to force it, and citizens are pissed off and fired up
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
June 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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in a bid to avoid doomscrolling on my lunch break i made a menu for my cat
September 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I found the AI meeting transcript for the morning standup for the product team that makes all the school apps for parents
August 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Bob Clark, VP of marketing for Herr Foods, Inc., said the company was surprised to see it was mentioned in the press.

“While we can’t speak to the details of the story,” he said, “we can confirm that our Sour Cream & Onion flavor is money.”

www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/21/w...
The Chips Fall as Rivals Fry the Mayor
The jokes and jabs are flying as Eric Adams’ closest aides was slapped with new criminal charges the day after another of his longtime allies offered a reporter cash inside a potato chip bag.
www.thecity.nyc
August 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Imagine busting your ass your entire career in starfleet and when you finally get promoted to captain they give you this single nacelled piece of shit. Toddler ass ship. You'd never hear the end of it from the other captains. 'Maybe in another 30 years they'll trust you with another engine! Haha!'
August 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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The annoying spam texts destroying the Democratic brand:

$678M raised through those spam tactics

$282M to one consulting firm: Mothership Strategies.

$11M to actual campaigns (1.6%)

The party isn’t just treating donors like marks—it’s being fleeced itself yet continues to back Mothership.
The Mothership Vortex: An Investigation Into the Firm at the Heart of the Democratic Spam Machine
How a single consulting firm extracted $282 million from a network of spam PACs while delivering just $11 million to actual campaigns.
open.substack.com
August 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
an international league of magicians vs. Interpol
July 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Instead of “Alligator Alcatraz” or “Alligator Auschwitz”, let me suggest that we call it simply the Dade-Collier Concentration Camp.

Hang the name on Florida. Make them own this disgraceful moment in U.S. history. Make our grandchildren lobby to change the name of Dade County out of shame.
July 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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at last, we have created the fabled Internet of Slop, from the award-winning novel 'Do Not Build the Internet of Slop'
wired.com WIRED @wired.com · May 20
From @laurengoode.bsky.social: Google's head of search, Liz Reid, says AI Mode is “Google Search transformed with AI at its core."

Reid is essentially saying that over time, all of Google's AI features will be injected into search. “And that begins today.”
www.wired.com/live/google-...
Google I/O 2025 Live Blog
Follow our live coverage of Google's annual developer keynote, where the company will announce updates to Android, the Gemini chatbot, and its Android XR smart glasses.
www.wired.com
May 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
BRAD PITT IS SIXTY-ONE YEARS OLD. THE AVERAGE F1 DRIVER IS TWENTY-SIX
May 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Holly LaFavers says she tried stopping 8-year-old Liam’s Amazon order for about 70,000 Dum-Dum lollipops before the treats arrived, but it was too late. Amazon had already delivered 22 cases to her home.
Kentucky boy uses mom's phone to order 70,000 Dum-Dum lollipops to share with his friends
Eight-year-old Liam LaFavers' friendly gesture turned into a surprise $4,000 bill for his mom.
nbcnews.to
May 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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a good name for a racehorse would be “A Zebra That Escaped From The Zoo” because then the announcer might have to say things like “it’s Jetpack by two lengths followed by Dreamweaver… Jetpack by two lengths around the tu-… AND HERE COMES A ZEBRA THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO”
May 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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New Buying Power: I wrote about how America built the postwar world order and its own society on “consumer choice” and cheap goods, and what happens if Trump strips that out while also gutting the social safety net. Gift link:
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Cheap Consumer Goods Are the American Dream, Actually
Trump’s tariffs upend a nearly century-old bargain between politicians and US consumers.
www.bloomberg.com
April 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If your Jason Isbell, buddy, you're doing well.

But if your Jason Aldean, brother, that dude is mean.
March 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Donald Trump and JD Vance's charade in the Oval Office today was shameful and un-American.

It made them look small and it makes everyone less safe.
February 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.
February 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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“I want to give all glory to god” <crowd does racist chant in background>

America!
January 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
TIRED: watching a smutty TV show

WIRED: getting behind the wheel of the latest F-series
January 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM