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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Centrism is the belief that society achieved perfection around the same time as you became a homeowner
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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I can’t qWHITE figure out what’s wrong here.
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The fucking hypocrisy of the Trump administration.
October 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Crowdwork Comedian at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

So…are you two a couple?

Do not talk to my wife.

Heyyyy…no problem. What do you do for a living sir?

Oil.

What about you sir, what do you do?

I murder journalists.
September 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient
September 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor
August 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Bird sounds.
July 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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You know who has to wear a name tag? Tom at the grocery store. But I can see the high standards of the cheese department cannot be met by armed agents of the state funded by our tax dollars.
Fox News host Will Cain: "The 'No Secret Police Act' would ban local, state, and federal law enforcement from covering their faces when interacting with the public. Officers would also have to wear identifying information on them, like name tags. Hard to believe this is real!"
June 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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a nation on edge holds its breath as the former host of celebrity apprentice huddles with his advisors, the wrestlemania ceo and the former co-host of fox & friends weekends
June 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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It’s all the same assholes. Sean Hannity, Lindsey Graham, Ari Fleischer. It’s all the same assholes from 2002-03.
June 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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No truer words #booksky
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Well, there goes the Fuck ICE and ACAB… *squints* …Cybertruck?

www.tiktok.com/@lukecchueh/...
June 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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“Restores 25 hp” ass menu items
McDonald's Dinner Samplers Menu (1992-1992): In select locations, McDonald's offered the opportunity to "sample" some of the non-burger dinner items being tested around that time as entrees, as a side portion. Options included a piece of roast chicken, spaghetti/fettuccine alfredo, or pizza slice
May 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Liz Oyer, the DOJ attorney who got fired for refusing to reinstate Mel Gibson’s gun rights after Trump took power, is on TikTok now and she’s making some interesting videos.

Follow her here: www.tiktok.com/@lawyer.oyer...
May 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Poilievre rushed to safety after actual journalist question makes it past security
Poilievre rushed to safety after actual journalist question makes it past security
CALGARY - During an outdoor campaign rally, security rushed a shaken Pierre Poilievre to safety after he was tragically struck by a lone question from a journalist.
www.thebeaverton.com
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Prime Minister Mark Carney 🇨🇦 -
“Conservatives starved our Armed Forces and, shamefully, they abandoned our veterans, closing offices across the country.” #cdnpoli
April 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You could not pay me enough to visit the US in the near future.
Nah, one way tickets to El Salvador are cheaper if you fly direct. #cdnpoli
The Golden State and Canada have always shared so much in common.

Sure, you-know-who is trying to stir things up back in DC, but don't let that ruin your vacation plans.

We’re launching a new international campaign to welcome and encourage Canadians to visit the Golden State.
April 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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In between interviewing MAGA heavyweights like Steve Bannon, Gavin Newsom managed to find the time to ask Canadians to risk their personal safety to travel to the US and spend their money there.

That's a 👎 from me, Gavin. 40% of Californians voted Trump.

#ElbowsUp 🇨🇦
The Golden State and Canada have always shared so much in common.

Sure, you-know-who is trying to stir things up back in DC, but don't let that ruin your vacation plans.

We’re launching a new international campaign to welcome and encourage Canadians to visit the Golden State.
April 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM