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Elphaba Trollop
@elphaba.bsky.social
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Crazy perfume lady. Pseudo semi illiterate. Not here to please anyone but myself.
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socialistboat.dad
Bandit Heeler sitting next to Bluey. He looks sympathetic and she looks sad. The caption on the image says "I understand you don't want to get in the robot, Bluey, but if you don't your sister will have to do it again"
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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robdenbleyker.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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thenorthsace.bsky.social
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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oddsteamreviews.bsky.social
Call of Duty®: Warzone™
Call of Duty®: Warzone™
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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maxkennerly.bsky.social
Really is a problem that for every Mark Cuban ("omg I can buy sports teams yay") there are, like, 25 billionaires who believe God has chosen them to cleanse the Earth with fire and to seed the future of humanity. It's just too much damn money, brains can't handle it.
pgourevitch.bsky.social Philip Gourevitch @pgourevitch.bsky.social · 4h
Factory farming humans — one more reason there should be no billionaires

“Videogame executive Xu Bo, said to have more than 100 children, and other elites build mega-families, testing citizenship laws and drawing on nannies, IVF and legal firms set up to help them”

www.wsj.com/us-news/chin...
The Chinese Billionaires Having Dozens of U.S.-Born Babies Via Surrogate
Videogame executive Xu Bo, said to have more than 100 children, and other elites are building mega-families—testing citizenship laws and drawing on nannies, IVF and legal firms set up to help them.
www.wsj.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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bot.cowtools.org
“Gad! Here come those pesky Andersons again … probably want to borrow a cup of water.”
“Gad! Here come those pesky Andersons again … probably want to borrow a cup of water.”
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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jamellebouie.net
so if you personally pay donald trump you get a fast track to a green card
kidvanguard.bsky.social Kid Vanguard @kidvanguard.bsky.social · 3d
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
Special Benetits. For Individuals For Business Trump Gold Card For a $15,000 DHS processing fee* and, after background approval, a contribution of $1 million, receive U.S. residency in record time with the Trump Gold Card. *Additional small fees to the U.S. Department of State may apply depending on the applicant. Trump Platinum Card Coming Soon* An official website of the United States government Apply Now 个 Corporate Gold Card? The Trump Corporate Gold Card is issued to a corporate sponsor for one or more of the sponsor's employees. To apply, the corporate sponsor must pay a nonrefundable, $15,000 DHS processing fee per employee. Corporate sponsors may apply for multiple employees at once. A $2 million per employee gift upon completion of the employee's vetting is evidence that the employee will substantially benefit the United States. The advantage of the Trump Corporate Gold Card is that corporate sponsors may cease sponsoring one employee and use the gift contribution tied to the prior application as a basis for sponsoring a new employee, without a new $2 million gift. The Trump Corporate Gold Card is subject to a small, 1% annual maintenance fee and a 5% transfer fee, which includes the cost of a new DHS background check. Small additional fees to the U.S. Department of State may also apply depending on each employees circumstances.
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
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December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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twonks.bsky.social
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December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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collinwhite.bsky.social
The easiest way to emigrate to Canada after WWII was to claim you were an anti-communist and the easiest way to prove you were anti-communist was to present your literal Nazi service records. Canada was basically Argentina with moose and maple syrup.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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jtp.bsky.social
im sorry but this is funny
esqueer.net Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 3h
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
Three uniformed state troopers stand inside a government building near a sign directing visitors to women’s restrooms and elevators, with wood-paneled walls and columns in the background.
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Alex says "I have constructed a hat that will alow me to hear the thoughts of pigeons!" She goes out on the street and from a gaggle of pigeons she hears "fucking troon," "gross," and "you will never be a woman." Alex remarks with horror "Oh God, they're all transphobic." She winces even more in disappointment and continues "and they can clock me."
December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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theonion.com
NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There https://theonion.com/nasa-scientists-make-life-changing-discovery-but-you-ki-1828387779/
NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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bruces.bsky.social
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
DECEMBER 14,1940
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS DOWNTOWN AFTER SCHOOL AND MEETS UP WITH ON OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS, CHARLIE CHARLIE : I HEAR YOU WON A GOLD STAR IN SCHOOL FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR, NANCY! NANCY: I CAN'T HEAR YOU, CHARLIE …WOULD YOU PLEASE COME AROUND THE CORNER? P2- CHARLIE DOESN’T WHY NANCY WANTS HIM TO FOLLOW HER,BUT HE GOES ALONG BEHIND NANCY P3-NANCY AND CHARLIE STOP AND NANCY SAYS… NANCY:O.K. P4- NANCY: NOW WOULD YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN? NANCY HAS BROUGHT CHARLIE TO A CORNER WHERE A SANTA CLAUS IS STANDING, SHE WANTS HIM TO HEAR ABOUT HER WINNING A GOLD STAR AT SCHOOL
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
"Smash Antisemitism!
Smash Capitalism & Every State!"
Graff mural in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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katz.theracket.news
Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.
bnonews.com BNO News @bnonews.com · 9h
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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aptshadow.bsky.social
More ideas. We’re not going to run out of ideas but generative AI is a tool for people who don’t want to be involved in the step between idea and art. People whose own ideas will never evolve or become more complex because they don’t actually want to interact with or examine them.
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
There's something so cooked about a brain that thinks everything is actually hidden messaging about everything else, these people out here trying to cosplay The Secret in every aspect of their lives
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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ascolotl.bsky.social
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,

in fact,

a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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bot.cowtools.org
“Sidney, just take one—don’t handle every fly.”
“Sidney, just take one—don’t handle every fly.”
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 12,1939
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO IS AT SCHOOL AND IS TALKING WITH HIS TEACHER MISS. ORCHID SLUGGO : OH, MISS ORCHID -- I WANNA LOIN HOW TO RECITE --- WOULD YOU READ ME DIS PAGE BEFORE I GO HOME ? MISS ORCHID: CERTAINLY SLUGGO I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE TAKING AN INTEREST IN YOUR WORK! P2- MISS ORCHID READS FROM A BOOK OF LOVE POEMS MISS ORCHID: "FAREWELL, DEAR HEART I LEAVE THEE IN SORROW MAY TIME TAKE ON WINGS AND HASTEN TOMORROW. P3- MISS ORCHID LOOKS AT SLUGGO AFTER READING FROM THE BOOK OF POETRY AND SEES HE’S LOOKING AT HER VERY ADMIRINGLY, WONDERS WHATS GOING ON.
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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publichealthguy1.bsky.social
notice how this happens at almost every high profile school shooting now.
mksongbird.bsky.social Grant @mksongbird.bsky.social · 17h
so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.

insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
Oh rolling stones ...
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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rincewind.run
repeating “the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building has veto power over national security personnel” to myself over and over and slowly going insane
sharonk.bsky.social Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 1d
Loomer got the NSA deputy director nom pulled
The White House is withdrawing @JoeFrancescon as its nominee to be the National Security Agency’s (NSA) Deputy Director, meanwhile the acting Deputy Director will retire at the end of the month. This means the top two positions at NSA and the four-star commander at Cyber Command will remain vacant for 8 months and counting. All because of infighting in the White House and the involvement of whacky Laura Loomer in hiring. We are at Cyber War everyday and the inability to get leaders in place is gross negligence.
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM