Elphaba Trollop
elphaba.bsky.social
Elphaba Trollop
@elphaba.bsky.social
Crazy perfume lady. Pseudo semi illiterate. Not here to please anyone but myself.
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December 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Call of Duty®: Warzone™
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Really is a problem that for every Mark Cuban ("omg I can buy sports teams yay") there are, like, 25 billionaires who believe God has chosen them to cleanse the Earth with fire and to seed the future of humanity. It's just too much damn money, brains can't handle it.
Factory farming humans — one more reason there should be no billionaires

“Videogame executive Xu Bo, said to have more than 100 children, and other elites build mega-families, testing citizenship laws and drawing on nannies, IVF and legal firms set up to help them”

www.wsj.com/us-news/chin...
The Chinese Billionaires Having Dozens of U.S.-Born Babies Via Surrogate
Videogame executive Xu Bo, said to have more than 100 children, and other elites are building mega-families—testing citizenship laws and drawing on nannies, IVF and legal firms set up to help them.
www.wsj.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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“Gad! Here come those pesky Andersons again … probably want to borrow a cup of water.”
December 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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so if you personally pay donald trump you get a fast track to a green card
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The easiest way to emigrate to Canada after WWII was to claim you were an anti-communist and the easiest way to prove you were anti-communist was to present your literal Nazi service records. Canada was basically Argentina with moose and maple syrup.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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im sorry but this is funny
In order to "protect women" Texas made it so that women have to go through armed guards with an ID check. They literally created a potty police.
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There https://theonion.com/nasa-scientists-make-life-changing-discovery-but-you-ki-1828387779/
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
DECEMBER 14,1940
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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"Smash Antisemitism!
Smash Capitalism & Every State!"
Graff mural in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.
WATCH: Bystander disarms active shooter at Bondi Beach in Sydney
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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More ideas. We’re not going to run out of ideas but generative AI is a tool for people who don’t want to be involved in the step between idea and art. People whose own ideas will never evolve or become more complex because they don’t actually want to interact with or examine them.
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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There's something so cooked about a brain that thinks everything is actually hidden messaging about everything else, these people out here trying to cosplay The Secret in every aspect of their lives
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,

in fact,

a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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“Sidney, just take one—don’t handle every fly.”
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 12,1939
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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notice how this happens at almost every high profile school shooting now.
so far tonight msnbc has interviewed two students from brown university that are also survivors of separate high school shootings.

insanity.
December 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Oh rolling stones ...
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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repeating “the lady who handcuffed herself to the twitter building has veto power over national security personnel” to myself over and over and slowly going insane
Loomer got the NSA deputy director nom pulled
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM