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my favorite Christmas songs are the ones where they flatly state that now is the time when there is Christmas
December 24, 2024 at 3:03 AM
my favorite Christmas songs are the ones where they flatly state that now is the time when there is Christmas
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I like to sidle up to strangers at the checkout and whisper “Now you’ve gone too far.”
December 24, 2024 at 10:38 AM
I like to sidle up to strangers at the checkout and whisper “Now you’ve gone too far.”
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Wearing a white button down under a burgundy sweater to my Italian family’s Christmas Eve dinner
December 24, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Wearing a white button down under a burgundy sweater to my Italian family’s Christmas Eve dinner
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Remember, it’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
December 24, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Remember, it’s Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve.
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oh merry christmas?? give me 5 presents right now
December 24, 2024 at 4:21 PM
oh merry christmas?? give me 5 presents right now
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sorry I called you a bitch it was my cursed amulet
December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
sorry I called you a bitch it was my cursed amulet
Are we still counting votes
December 18, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Are we still counting votes
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Tomorrow is Friday the 13th so make sure to post through it otherwise you might notice bad things happening just like every other day. Stay distracted gang
December 13, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th so make sure to post through it otherwise you might notice bad things happening just like every other day. Stay distracted gang
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I can’t stop eating dates. What have I become???
December 12, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I can’t stop eating dates. What have I become???
One time my dad met Lindsay Lohan in an elevator and didn’t know who she was until I was watching confessions of a teenage drama queen and he recognized her… from the elevator
December 12, 2024 at 6:43 AM
One time my dad met Lindsay Lohan in an elevator and didn’t know who she was until I was watching confessions of a teenage drama queen and he recognized her… from the elevator
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You’re laughing? My grandmother was trampled to death by a 400 pound animal on Christmas Eve and you’re laughing?
December 12, 2024 at 12:51 AM
You’re laughing? My grandmother was trampled to death by a 400 pound animal on Christmas Eve and you’re laughing?
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A house should cost 4 cars, and a car should cost 1000 sandwiches
December 12, 2024 at 12:40 AM
A house should cost 4 cars, and a car should cost 1000 sandwiches
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Unstable era, dehydrate
December 10, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Unstable era, dehydrate
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Suicidal ideation aside, I'm a barrel full of laughs.
Suicidal ideation aside, I'm a barrel full of laughs.
December 11, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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Suicidal ideation aside, I'm a barrel full of laughs.
Suicidal ideation aside, I'm a barrel full of laughs.
The way I’m so good to myself when I’m hungover.. as if I deserve anything nice after the diabolical way I behaved to get this way
December 12, 2024 at 4:49 AM
The way I’m so good to myself when I’m hungover.. as if I deserve anything nice after the diabolical way I behaved to get this way
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Really coming down to the wire on this one.
December 11, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Really coming down to the wire on this one.
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I could totally hang out in a giant peach
December 9, 2024 at 12:06 AM
I could totally hang out in a giant peach
Absolutely love being part of the elite crew looking at the frozen pizza section on a Friday night
December 7, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Absolutely love being part of the elite crew looking at the frozen pizza section on a Friday night
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Just a gentle reminder to hydrate and moisturize, you parched, salty little gremlin.
December 5, 2024 at 10:23 AM
Just a gentle reminder to hydrate and moisturize, you parched, salty little gremlin.
You know I’m feeling kinda bad and I want some meat
December 5, 2024 at 9:29 AM
You know I’m feeling kinda bad and I want some meat