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Mark Neitzel
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A guy in the ether.
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This is my first comic fully written, drawn and lettered all by my lonesome.
It’s about the writing, so consider everything else “advanced storyboarding.”

Love it or hate it- hope it provokes a response.

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It’s kinda amazing how, 60+ years later, we’re still buried under the rubble of Lee Atwater’s “Southern Strategy” to convince poor whites that hurting your fellow Americans was more important than taking care of yourself and your family…

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Southern strategy - Wikipedia
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December 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Fucking incredible dystopian shit, comparing super rich people risking millions if not billions of lives just to make more money to people that risked their life actually building incredible things that would then make millions of dollars for super rich people.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
We've always been bad guys- we just benefited from the fact that the rest of the world was often much, much worse. Not anymore...
WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela
December 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Despite the accolades and acknowledgments it generally gets whenever the matter is brought up, Peter David’s second X-Factor run is still grossly underrated.

I’m now convinced it’s the second best X-run of all time behind Claremont. #XMen
December 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Boy, It would be nice if some of you who were quick to post or repost the clickbait quote attributed to Sara Pichelli would also post or repost her ACTUAL feelings on instagram www.instagram.com/p/DSAHzjEjPP...
SARA PICHELLI on Instagram: "It got to my attention an headline about me saying something about Miles royalties that was written after an interview here at CCXP. I wanted to let go but since many of y...
5,225 likes, 0 comments - sara_pichelli on December 8, 2025: "It got to my attention an headline about me saying something about Miles royalties that was written after an interview here at CCXP. I wan...
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December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you our next Surgeon General... #MAGA
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
He was terrible at every other aspect of the job but boy, nobody could thrown FOX’s football coverage to Animation Domination quite like Joe Buck.
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Is it too early to talk about MLS Cup 2026? IMO no, not if you have a very specific mental illness. Which I do!

And so here's our top five contenders, some honorable mentions and one waaaay off-the-radar darkhorse.

Plus why Miami *won't* win again.

www.mlssoccer.com/news/mls-cup...
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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A Sunday funny of (maniacally) magic proportions!
December 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Bread, Milk and Butter (1972), dir. Jim Simon, Wantu Studios
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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This would make a great comedy. World Cup matches are moved from New York and Los Angeles to small-town Texas and the foreign visitors and MAGA locals have all sorts of awkward interactions as they learn to enjoy the games amid madcap hijinks.
Monica Crowley claims Trump is "talking to FIFA" about potentially moving the World Cup out of "blue cities," but no decisions have been made
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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this is going to be the worst world cup ever huh
December 5, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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FIFA World Cup draw, 2025

#FIFA #WorldCup
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I guarantee that FIFA will attempt to rig this World Cup in the USA’s favor and it won’t be subtle.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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The attacks on trans rights, which are basic human rights, are a terrible injustice and an attack on truth and fact as well. Everyone should be deeply alarmed and it should be disqualifying for a politician to support such discrimination.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM