Mark Neitzel
@elmark-neitzel.bsky.social
A guy in the ether.
Inquires to MarkNeitzel23@gmail.com
Inquires to MarkNeitzel23@gmail.com
“…but we make it a family-friendly comedy!”
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“…but we make it a family-friendly comedy!”
‘Tis the season.
#TiesTheRoomTogether
#TiesTheRoomTogether
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
‘Tis the season.
#TiesTheRoomTogether
#TiesTheRoomTogether
You just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
You just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
He was no more (he was no more)
Than a baby then
Well, he seemed broken-hearted
Something within him
But the moment that I first laid
Eyes on him
All alone, on the edge of 17
Than a baby then
Well, he seemed broken-hearted
Something within him
But the moment that I first laid
Eyes on him
All alone, on the edge of 17
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
He was no more (he was no more)
Than a baby then
Well, he seemed broken-hearted
Something within him
But the moment that I first laid
Eyes on him
All alone, on the edge of 17
Than a baby then
Well, he seemed broken-hearted
Something within him
But the moment that I first laid
Eyes on him
All alone, on the edge of 17
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word, life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun
Day or night
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word, life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun
Day or night
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word, life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun
Day or night
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life
Electric word, life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you there's something else
The afterworld
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun
Day or night
My name is Anton Chigurh and I endorse Andrew Cuomo as the next mayor of New York City!
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My name is Anton Chigurh and I endorse Andrew Cuomo as the next mayor of New York City!
Dispatch from the Portland front lines: stumbled across this Antifa training camp in the SW Hills during my patrol.
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dispatch from the Portland front lines: stumbled across this Antifa training camp in the SW Hills during my patrol.
“What movie do you consider perfect?”
September 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“What movie do you consider perfect?”
Similar vibes.
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Similar vibes.
Didn’t the MTV VMAs used to be more than just a collection of try-hards lacking in any coherent thought beyond product placement?
September 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Didn’t the MTV VMAs used to be more than just a collection of try-hards lacking in any coherent thought beyond product placement?
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
I WANNA F*&K YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL,
I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE.
I WANNA F*&K YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!
MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED...
I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE.
I WANNA F*&K YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!
MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED...
September 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I WANNA F*&K YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL,
I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE.
I WANNA F*&K YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!
MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED...
I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE.
I WANNA F*&K YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL!
MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED...
#Xmen character no. 5 is Rogue drawn by the amazing @stevelieberart.bsky.social
My collection is still small, but it’s gonna be tough to acquire many better than this.
#100Artists100Xmen
My collection is still small, but it’s gonna be tough to acquire many better than this.
#100Artists100Xmen
September 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
#Xmen character no. 5 is Rogue drawn by the amazing @stevelieberart.bsky.social
My collection is still small, but it’s gonna be tough to acquire many better than this.
#100Artists100Xmen
My collection is still small, but it’s gonna be tough to acquire many better than this.
#100Artists100Xmen
Watching a Timbers 2 game from the MAC terrace in a near empty stadium on a Sunday night with a warm breeze as the sun goes down and the temp hovers around 80 degrees.
This is about as close to perfect as Portland can get…
This is about as close to perfect as Portland can get…
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Watching a Timbers 2 game from the MAC terrace in a near empty stadium on a Sunday night with a warm breeze as the sun goes down and the temp hovers around 80 degrees.
This is about as close to perfect as Portland can get…
This is about as close to perfect as Portland can get…
Got my deluxe HC of Jimmy Olson by @stevelieberart.bsky.social and @mattfraction.bsky.social from @helioscopepdx.bsky.social yesterday! Excited to acquire more autographs just as soon as I figure out which ones I already have in there…
August 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Got my deluxe HC of Jimmy Olson by @stevelieberart.bsky.social and @mattfraction.bsky.social from @helioscopepdx.bsky.social yesterday! Excited to acquire more autographs just as soon as I figure out which ones I already have in there…
Don’t ever order John Hamm on discount- you’ll get me instead…
August 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Don’t ever order John Hamm on discount- you’ll get me instead…
Me, checking out this year's Lollapalooza lineup...
bleedingcool.com/tv/lollapalo...
bleedingcool.com/tv/lollapalo...
July 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me, checking out this year's Lollapalooza lineup...
bleedingcool.com/tv/lollapalo...
bleedingcool.com/tv/lollapalo...