Ellen
@ellsenbells.bsky.social
She/they | bi | dalmatian owner | powerlifter | fanfic writer | midwesterner | my death before your detransition
I'm not sure when Paul Wall became my comfort artist while waiting for mom's cancer diagnosis to get narrowed down but what it do, baby. In my defense, 'The People's Chance' is potentially the best album to come out of Swishahouse.
March 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm not sure when Paul Wall became my comfort artist while waiting for mom's cancer diagnosis to get narrowed down but what it do, baby. In my defense, 'The People's Chance' is potentially the best album to come out of Swishahouse.
You know a physical therapist has the juice if they're a sadist. They're gonna get you better in no time flat while causing you more physical pain than any CIA interrogator.
March 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
You know a physical therapist has the juice if they're a sadist. They're gonna get you better in no time flat while causing you more physical pain than any CIA interrogator.
I just watched a man add 2 45lb bumpers to a hack squat machine, add clips (?) and then just leave the gym. He didn’t even do a rep.
This dude never unracks anyway but wtf
This dude never unracks anyway but wtf
March 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I just watched a man add 2 45lb bumpers to a hack squat machine, add clips (?) and then just leave the gym. He didn’t even do a rep.
This dude never unracks anyway but wtf
This dude never unracks anyway but wtf
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Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then?
Head Chef: NO-
(loud rattling cymbal)
Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city
(lizard man hisses at Gordon)
Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
Head Chef: NO-
(loud rattling cymbal)
Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city
(lizard man hisses at Gordon)
Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
March 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Gordon Ramsay: yeah? and where the fuck does this door take us then?
Head Chef: NO-
(loud rattling cymbal)
Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city
(lizard man hisses at Gordon)
Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
Head Chef: NO-
(loud rattling cymbal)
Gordon Ramsay: oh fuck me. the lost city. restaurant is built on top of the lost city
(lizard man hisses at Gordon)
Gordon Ramsay: the lost lizard city. fuck me. fuck off
Yesterday was 75 degrees. Today, I don't have power thanks to a massive blizzard and this is on my roof where the power line comes into my house.
Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
March 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yesterday was 75 degrees. Today, I don't have power thanks to a massive blizzard and this is on my roof where the power line comes into my house.
Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
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Couldn't happen to a better guy.
I think JT Miller could use a few more cup checks
March 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Couldn't happen to a better guy.
Lmao, that's my rep getting roasted. Get fucked, Flood.
NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)
March 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lmao, that's my rep getting roasted. Get fucked, Flood.
The problem with watching stupid commentary videos on YouTube is that I want to joke that my mom has the animal crossing of cancer, but no one is going to get the reference, lmao.
March 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The problem with watching stupid commentary videos on YouTube is that I want to joke that my mom has the animal crossing of cancer, but no one is going to get the reference, lmao.
Per the oncologist, it's likely chronic lymphatic leukemia. Slow moving and manageable. So my mom has leukemia, but the good news is that she'll have it for a long time.
Life is weird.
Life is weird.
The joy of having an account on a website where I'm kinda just shouting into the void is that I can say stuff like this.
My mom probably has leukemia.
My mom probably has leukemia.
March 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Per the oncologist, it's likely chronic lymphatic leukemia. Slow moving and manageable. So my mom has leukemia, but the good news is that she'll have it for a long time.
Life is weird.
Life is weird.
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when you put the puppy killer in charge of homeland security…
guys they're going to stop feeding TSA's bomb-sniffing dogs, per Fox News nat security correspondent:
March 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
when you put the puppy killer in charge of homeland security…
I will always love and respect USPS but good god, getting this box out took me 10 minutes. I have no idea how they even got it in there.
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I will always love and respect USPS but good god, getting this box out took me 10 minutes. I have no idea how they even got it in there.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
The joy of having an account on a website where I'm kinda just shouting into the void is that I can say stuff like this.
My mom probably has leukemia.
My mom probably has leukemia.
March 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The joy of having an account on a website where I'm kinda just shouting into the void is that I can say stuff like this.
My mom probably has leukemia.
My mom probably has leukemia.
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This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10
March 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This is Tellen. She went to work with her human today. The only agenda item on her calendar is dropping toys in the hallway until someone plays with her. 14/10
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Sometimes Nebraskan politicians surprise me.
GOP Rep. Don Bacon: "Why is a White House official, that's not even elected, why is that person belittling the Polish foreign minister? It's not appropriate. It's not right. We need more discipline in the White House."
March 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sometimes Nebraskan politicians surprise me.
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Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other
March 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Be kind to a someone today. Everyone is walking around scared. Some are right on the edge and others push it to their unconscious but no one is immune. This plane has all the makings of hell but it can be the opposite when we connect with each other
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Today @smashfizzle.bsky.social shared that they want us SCARED AND ALONE, which means that to counter that strategy we must be BRAVE and IN COMMUNITY.
Stop spending all of your energy keeping up with the madness, instead channel your rage into action. Do something.
bsky.app/profile/itsa...
Stop spending all of your energy keeping up with the madness, instead channel your rage into action. Do something.
bsky.app/profile/itsa...
In today's episode of doomerism isn't a strategy, here's a list of things you can do today to make the world around you suck a little bit less:
Pick ONE thing and do it.
bsky.app/profile/itsa...
Pick ONE thing and do it.
bsky.app/profile/itsa...
March 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Today @smashfizzle.bsky.social shared that they want us SCARED AND ALONE, which means that to counter that strategy we must be BRAVE and IN COMMUNITY.
Stop spending all of your energy keeping up with the madness, instead channel your rage into action. Do something.
bsky.app/profile/itsa...
Stop spending all of your energy keeping up with the madness, instead channel your rage into action. Do something.
bsky.app/profile/itsa...
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