This is my first piece from a day and a half after I decided to learn to knit, lol. I've gotten a little farther today but haven't taken a pic yet.

Alf has a penis?

That was me and this last round of Covid. Absolutely brutal.

Nothing makes me more patriotic than LBJ loudly talking nonstop about his monster hog to anyone who would listen. 🇺🇸 🎉🎆🍆

I want you to know that I actually cackled out loud at this

I mistakenly read this as Susan Collins for a minute and got excited that she grew a backbone.

My ER nurse husband is going to psyched fo learn he has so much power.

As a Nebraskan, yeah.

Same.

Its so oddly sweet that he's familiar enough to call her Meghan.