Ellen
@ellsenbells.bsky.social
She/they | bi | dalmatian owner | powerlifter | fanfic writer | midwesterner | my death before your detransition
This is my first piece from a day and a half after I decided to learn to knit, lol. I've gotten a little farther today but haven't taken a pic yet.
March 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This is my first piece from a day and a half after I decided to learn to knit, lol. I've gotten a little farther today but haven't taken a pic yet.
Yesterday was 75 degrees. Today, I don't have power thanks to a massive blizzard and this is on my roof where the power line comes into my house.
Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
March 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yesterday was 75 degrees. Today, I don't have power thanks to a massive blizzard and this is on my roof where the power line comes into my house.
Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
Nebraska: it isn't for everybody.
I will always love and respect USPS but good god, getting this box out took me 10 minutes. I have no idea how they even got it in there.
March 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I will always love and respect USPS but good god, getting this box out took me 10 minutes. I have no idea how they even got it in there.
STOP ✋ if you are reading this, you've reached a Pokemon check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokemon 🙏✨
February 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
STOP ✋ if you are reading this, you've reached a Pokemon check point. You're now obligated to share your favorite Pokemon 🙏✨
Hank Hill. Not a perfect man, but always doing his best. And you gotta love a man who loves his strong wife.
February 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hank Hill. Not a perfect man, but always doing his best. And you gotta love a man who loves his strong wife.
I feel like I made a wish on a monkey's paw for the USA men's hockey team to be fun and good. Why must they make me root for Canada and Jordan fucking Binnington and make me root against Nebraska born Jake Guentzel?
February 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I feel like I made a wish on a monkey's paw for the USA men's hockey team to be fun and good. Why must they make me root for Canada and Jordan fucking Binnington and make me root against Nebraska born Jake Guentzel?
Peep the church fit.
February 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Peep the church fit.
She's extremely subtle when she needs to poop.
February 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
She's extremely subtle when she needs to poop.
Get wrekt. I remain so glad that they didn't get the cup.
February 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Get wrekt. I remain so glad that they didn't get the cup.
450kcal, 36g of protein and 14g of fiber. Eat what you want, add what you need.
February 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
450kcal, 36g of protein and 14g of fiber. Eat what you want, add what you need.
Dear @cockremover.bsky.social :
Behold, Bob with her little paw up in the air
Sincerely, Ellen and Bob
Behold, Bob with her little paw up in the air
Sincerely, Ellen and Bob
February 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Dear @cockremover.bsky.social :
Behold, Bob with her little paw up in the air
Sincerely, Ellen and Bob
Behold, Bob with her little paw up in the air
Sincerely, Ellen and Bob
At a hockey game with dad. The lady checking ids thought mine was a fake, I was like ma'am I am 36 years old. Thanks to my new routine with Stratia Skincare, lmao. (And my Whalers hat covering my grays)
February 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
At a hockey game with dad. The lady checking ids thought mine was a fake, I was like ma'am I am 36 years old. Thanks to my new routine with Stratia Skincare, lmao. (And my Whalers hat covering my grays)
Beebo saved big money, saved big money, when she shopped Menards.
February 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Beebo saved big money, saved big money, when she shopped Menards.
He is highly displeased to have only received 4 hazelnuts. He says yes, call the police, I will lodge a complaint.
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
He is highly displeased to have only received 4 hazelnuts. He says yes, call the police, I will lodge a complaint.
A young man is currently shaking me down for some of my mixed nuts. Call the POLICE.
February 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A young man is currently shaking me down for some of my mixed nuts. Call the POLICE.
Who allowed me to have such a beautiful dog?
February 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Who allowed me to have such a beautiful dog?
I love this dog so much.
January 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I love this dog so much.
Totally unrelated but I feel like you'll enjoy this:
January 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Totally unrelated but I feel like you'll enjoy this:
There are many worse options than Elizabeth Warren.
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
There are many worse options than Elizabeth Warren.
The color choices in my gym fit today are something else. Rock Lee shorts with my 'No One Is Illegal on Stolen Land' shirt 💪
January 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The color choices in my gym fit today are something else. Rock Lee shorts with my 'No One Is Illegal on Stolen Land' shirt 💪