elliotbaggott.bsky.social
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This government loves to redo an independent reivew that was too independent and didn't produce the result they wanted
An independent taskforce *just* did a huge review of ADHD in England, and the conclusion was that it's "under-recognised, under-diagnosed and under-treated."
www.england.nhs.uk/long-read/re...
NHS England » Report of the independent ADHD Taskforce: Part 1
April 2025
www.england.nhs.uk
December 5, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Buying event tickets should not have to feel like trading shares. I should not be having to worry about signal latency to go see a gig.
December 2, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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insane looking prototype. wildly forward thinking of renault to design a car that looks like when google streetview is driving alongside another car and stretches it in the photo stitching
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone

plato: is this going anywhere

diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The only Press hype this franchise ever gets is people complaining they don't know how to make it.

Waaahh we can't pick a leading man
Waahh we don't know what to write

Just give it up, it's over
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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they're calling him mr. bargains and he has online coupons for pizza hut that don't work like you'd never believe
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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FINALLY, bluesky has added sensible moderation defaults
November 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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The three types of ‘50s pop songs were come on everybody let’s do the snap pea, if you ever kissed me I would turn into some goo, and hey hey beautiful child I would never take you over state lines
July 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Random person: Instead of being dead... it is good to be alive.

Me: Yeah, and? I agree? What kind of bullshit platitude is that

Protagonist at the end of a manga: Instead of being dead... it is good to be ALIVE!!

Me [weeping] My god it's true. it's absolutely true
October 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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thirty dollars a month for a monthly pass to play video games is insane. it costs $7 to buy slay the spire on PC, another $7 to buy it on your phone, and maybe another $7 for a hypothetical third device. that's your gaming budget set until slay the spire 2 comes out
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bluesky simply refuses to understand that chasing advertiser dollars through respectability is the same thing that breaks every platform. Given enough time it will destroy this place too.
September 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff

Everyone: oh, like what?

Every centrist hagiographer: very important things

Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said?

Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no
September 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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I was not built for deliverables and asset files I was built to have a wealthy patron who pays me to paint their prized show horses on their sprawling estate.
September 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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This vast increase in terrorism under Sir Kier is unforgivable, he must apologise and then resign
August 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This is an attempt to remove trans people from public life and no other spin on it should be accepted.
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".

In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.

(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
My European ass asked to identify one of the squarish, landlocked states in the middle
August 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Lowkey they are spoiling the broth
July 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
July 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM