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Something about the visuals and the commitment to the bit in this one always gets me
theonion.com/nation-waist...
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Pontius Pilate seething right now, he didn't govern occupied Judea to put up with this kind of slander
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
M: You're a dinosaur, Bond. A relic from a different age. We're not fighting the Cold War anymore, these are new enemies, with new tactics.

BOND: (104 years old) WHAT??? SFPEAK UP!
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's really funny that he was right next to a source of fresh water and chose to live off the wine anyway lmao
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Perhaps spending the entirety of the last election season going down Waterslides and the like was a political misstep? Who can say.
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
You will dent your floor before you break this glass
October 3, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Giving up on Twitter was an embarrassingly long process that made me feel pathetic and hate myself. By comparison, giving up on Bluesky will feel like nothing at all. Devs take heed.
October 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Villain website that looks like an upscale restaurant. Lots of full-width video banners that slow loading time to a crawl. By the time you find the PLAN.pdf download under the "Our Values & Ethos" section, you realise he's already stabbed you
September 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM
FF12's dungeon design ethos is just "what if everything was stairs".
September 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM