Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
He/him. Staff writer @ Angry Metal Guy. Power metal idiot.
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Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Fuck it: 2025 Media Thread.
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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The new trailer for the Voïvod video game kinda looks like Contra and Strider had a baby (complimentary).
Voivod: The Nuclear Warrior on Steam
A run-and-gun metroidvania set in Voivod’s dystopian universe. Battle biomechanical mutants, explore a twisted post-apocalyptic world, and recover fragments of your lost mind. Featuring pixel-art visu...
store.steampowered.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The new trailer for the Voïvod video game kinda looks like Contra and Strider had a baby (complimentary).
My son rarely comments on my music choices while we're in the car together, but this morning he proudly announced "Dad, I'm headbanging!" while this song played. Hell yeah you are, buddy youtu.be/BDkQHA33qF8?...
Endless War
YouTube video by Norther - Topic
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My son rarely comments on my music choices while we're in the car together, but this morning he proudly announced "Dad, I'm headbanging!" while this song played. Hell yeah you are, buddy youtu.be/BDkQHA33qF8?...
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it’s not that funny
[VR] This Is So Funny!! We Did Mutual Masturbation Too Natsuku Hasegawa
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 AM
it’s not that funny
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I love that Children of Bodom song where Alexi is like "Y-y-y-yaow!!!" *shred* or where he's like *riffriffriff* "FUCK!" *half time riff* oooh or where he's all "MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!"
*drum fill* or "YAOW YAOW YAOW!" *keyboards*
*drum fill* or "YAOW YAOW YAOW!" *keyboards*
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I love that Children of Bodom song where Alexi is like "Y-y-y-yaow!!!" *shred* or where he's like *riffriffriff* "FUCK!" *half time riff* oooh or where he's all "MOTHERFUCKER DIE!!!"
*drum fill* or "YAOW YAOW YAOW!" *keyboards*
*drum fill* or "YAOW YAOW YAOW!" *keyboards*
I've added a lot to this song since this post, but here's a WIP midi snippet of the power/thrash song. The various works of @allieinchains.bsky.social were an invaluable source of inspiration for the opening riff here bsky.app/profile/eldr...
My stepbrother (keyboards) has written the bulk of the songs, and I'm contributing three myself. We've got a few bombastic/anthemic numbers, an aggressive power/thrash song, a gorgeously dynamic and progressive piece, a dance-y mid-paced track, and what will hopefully be a deliciously OTT ballad.
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I've added a lot to this song since this post, but here's a WIP midi snippet of the power/thrash song. The various works of @allieinchains.bsky.social were an invaluable source of inspiration for the opening riff here bsky.app/profile/eldr...
My band finished recording our first demo last week and we met last night to discuss our timeline for album 1. Writing is nearly complete, and we aim to record in Spring / release in Summer '26. It's looking to be a diverse, hour-ish long slab of power metal, with Galneryus as an overt inspiration.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My band finished recording our first demo last week and we met last night to discuss our timeline for album 1. Writing is nearly complete, and we aim to record in Spring / release in Summer '26. It's looking to be a diverse, hour-ish long slab of power metal, with Galneryus as an overt inspiration.
What does Ville Vallo have to say about this
Ryan Lizza appears to be accusing Olivia Nuzzi of an affair with Mark Sanford when she was covering HIM in 2020? 🤦🏼♂️https://www.telos.news/p/part-1-how-i-found-out
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What does Ville Vallo have to say about this
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Yeah, still don't care for this unfortunately. The orchestrations are lush and interesting, but there are no riffs or hooks on this album at all.
Ah well, might as well make a discography run out of it. Onto album 2!
Ah well, might as well make a discography run out of it. Onto album 2!
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Yeah, still don't care for this unfortunately. The orchestrations are lush and interesting, but there are no riffs or hooks on this album at all.
Ah well, might as well make a discography run out of it. Onto album 2!
Ah well, might as well make a discography run out of it. Onto album 2!
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Most sects in Tokyo-3 are bourgeois and quirked up
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Most sects in Tokyo-3 are bourgeois and quirked up
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My SNAP benefits still haven't come in and I'm getting the runaround from DHHS. I REALLY need to go the grocery store. $150 could get me all the food I need for the rest of the month. Any help would be appreciated. #MutualAid
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: clkaufteacher@gmail.com
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: clkaufteacher@gmail.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My SNAP benefits still haven't come in and I'm getting the runaround from DHHS. I REALLY need to go the grocery store. $150 could get me all the food I need for the rest of the month. Any help would be appreciated. #MutualAid
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: clkaufteacher@gmail.com
Venmo: @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal: clkaufteacher@gmail.com
I like the newest Fairyland album well enough so I'm returning to their older stuff that never really clicked with me. The frowny mountain on the cover art of their debut has been making me laugh for nearly two decades
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I like the newest Fairyland album well enough so I'm returning to their older stuff that never really clicked with me. The frowny mountain on the cover art of their debut has been making me laugh for nearly two decades
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Remembering this sonic video I made
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Remembering this sonic video I made
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These are the types of power metal:
-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
November 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
These are the types of power metal:
-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
-Trad Metal but GOTTA GO FAST
-Iron Maiden and/or Judas Priest worship
-Evanescence with DRAGONS AND SYMPHONIES
-Italian Opera with riffs
-Anime Show Intro
-Trad/Doom but both the singer and guitarist have good vibrato
-Disney Music + AOR
-Manowar/Accept Worship
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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if you're a millennial who is friends with zoomers you have a moral imperative to get them to watch kung pow
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
if you're a millennial who is friends with zoomers you have a moral imperative to get them to watch kung pow
Holy fucking shit, it's probably been 15 years since I last saw this image
(Texting the AI jesus this photo) lottery numbers or I send this to ur dad
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Holy fucking shit, it's probably been 15 years since I last saw this image
The Thirteen Cryptical Prophecies of Mu
YouTube video by Bal-Sagoth - Topic
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Sick new Transgressive shirt available!
Get this or our previous two designs at our printify shop!!
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Get this or our previous two designs at our printify shop!!
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November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sick new Transgressive shirt available!
Get this or our previous two designs at our printify shop!!
transgressive-band-merch.printify.me
Get this or our previous two designs at our printify shop!!
transgressive-band-merch.printify.me