Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
He/him. Staff writer @ Angry Metal Guy. Power metal idiot.
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Eldritch
@eldritchelitist.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Fuck it: 2025 Media Thread.
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never forget
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
never forget
Well, 2026 is already a great year for metal on the strength of this album alone. Colorful, textured, and absolutely compelling progressive tech thrash from Japan
polarisdm.bandcamp.com/album/drifti...
polarisdm.bandcamp.com/album/drifti...
Drifting Through Voids, by Polaris Experience
10 track album
polarisdm.bandcamp.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Well, 2026 is already a great year for metal on the strength of this album alone. Colorful, textured, and absolutely compelling progressive tech thrash from Japan
polarisdm.bandcamp.com/album/drifti...
polarisdm.bandcamp.com/album/drifti...
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I've got 2.5 hours to put together the other $100 I need. Please.
Sorry to ask again but I just got home from the hospital with my dad and they charged us an extra $530 on discharge. I paid it but my account is now $120 in the negative. Can anyone help me get back to $0 and avoid the $50 a day overdrafts?
Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal clkaufteacher@gmail.com
Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal clkaufteacher@gmail.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I've got 2.5 hours to put together the other $100 I need. Please.
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"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"Cognitive amplifier tools" son it's a Teddy Ruxpin that makes teenagers commit suicide.
So uh
Cryptic Shift hasn't announced a new album yet
But AMG absolutely has a promo copy of a new Cryptic Shift album
Cryptic Shift hasn't announced a new album yet
But AMG absolutely has a promo copy of a new Cryptic Shift album
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
So uh
Cryptic Shift hasn't announced a new album yet
But AMG absolutely has a promo copy of a new Cryptic Shift album
Cryptic Shift hasn't announced a new album yet
But AMG absolutely has a promo copy of a new Cryptic Shift album
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Hate to beg but I REALLY need to get this paid before midnight when I start incurring fees.
Sorry to ask again but I just got home from the hospital with my dad and they charged us an extra $530 on discharge. I paid it but my account is now $120 in the negative. Can anyone help me get back to $0 and avoid the $50 a day overdrafts?
Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal clkaufteacher@gmail.com
Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal clkaufteacher@gmail.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Hate to beg but I REALLY need to get this paid before midnight when I start incurring fees.
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Congratulations to Equilibrium - Sagas on winning my AotY award for its 18th consecutive year! youtu.be/qQU4vatuT6g?...
Mana
YouTube video by Equilibrium - Topic
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Congratulations to Equilibrium - Sagas on winning my AotY award for its 18th consecutive year! youtu.be/qQU4vatuT6g?...
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Hi friends, my dad is still recovering in the hospital but I need to pay the copays on his post-surgical meds. I still haven't received my Christmas bonus and also need to have surgery for my arm next month. We need $250.
Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal clkaufteacher@gmail.com
Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal clkaufteacher@gmail.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hi friends, my dad is still recovering in the hospital but I need to pay the copays on his post-surgical meds. I still haven't received my Christmas bonus and also need to have surgery for my arm next month. We need $250.
Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal clkaufteacher@gmail.com
Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647
Paypal clkaufteacher@gmail.com
I went into 2025 with the resolve to start writing/recording music before the end of the year. Those efforts will materialize this coming Spring with an EP, targeting a May 1st release date.
In 2026, we're bringing power metal back to Wichita. I can't wait for people to hear what we're cooking.
In 2026, we're bringing power metal back to Wichita. I can't wait for people to hear what we're cooking.
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I went into 2025 with the resolve to start writing/recording music before the end of the year. Those efforts will materialize this coming Spring with an EP, targeting a May 1st release date.
In 2026, we're bringing power metal back to Wichita. I can't wait for people to hear what we're cooking.
In 2026, we're bringing power metal back to Wichita. I can't wait for people to hear what we're cooking.
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BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
BETTER PUMP THE GASOLINE MOTHERFUCKER
Have been feeling averse to social media this past week but I feel compelled to post thanks to Pluribus. What a fucking show
December 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Have been feeling averse to social media this past week but I feel compelled to post thanks to Pluribus. What a fucking show
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I NEED to put together the other $352 of this before New Years Day, which is when my dad is being discharged. Please. I don't know what I'll do if I can't pay the mortgage and electric bills because I had to pay this.
Donate to Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery, organized by Amanda Kauffman
My name is Amanda, and my father has been diagnosed with an aortic aneurysm. H… Amanda Kauffman needs your support for Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery
www.gofundme.com
December 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I NEED to put together the other $352 of this before New Years Day, which is when my dad is being discharged. Please. I don't know what I'll do if I can't pay the mortgage and electric bills because I had to pay this.
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trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
October 17, 2024 at 8:43 PM
trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”
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I have once again disabled motion smoothing on my parents' TV
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I have once again disabled motion smoothing on my parents' TV
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You know what would make my Christmas? Getting this paid for.
Hate to do this but I just got back from visiting my dad and talking to insurance and we're gonna have some additional hospital costs neither of us (we're both out of work atm) can cover in addition to everything else. I'm sorry to keep asking, it's degrading, but we really need the help.
Donate to Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery, organized by Amanda Kauffman
My name is Amanda, and my father has been diagnosed with an aortic aneurysm. H… Amanda Kauffman needs your support for Help Amanda's Father Get Urgent Surgery
gofund.me
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
You know what would make my Christmas? Getting this paid for.
Beautiful cat with homophobia
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Beautiful cat with homophobia
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this gotta be the worst aged movie poster of all time man
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
this gotta be the worst aged movie poster of all time man
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Tony’s Macaroni (1999-2000): Little macaroni shaped like the "HBO" logo, in a box covered with images of the cast of "The Sopranos". It was released as a promotional item to the media and collectible outlets for the series premiere
August 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Tony’s Macaroni (1999-2000): Little macaroni shaped like the "HBO" logo, in a box covered with images of the cast of "The Sopranos". It was released as a promotional item to the media and collectible outlets for the series premiere