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Anthony Garza
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Herbstriet has no idea Travis Kelce is going to get married to Taylor Swift this offseason and Al Michaels is begging him to talk about it. Worst duo in the business.
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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With the Vikings win over Detroit, the Packers are in the playoffs, and the Lions won’t have anything to play for in Week 18 at Soldier Field.
December 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Merry Christmas everyone! It’s been a trying year but there are brighter days ahead.
a cartoon of mickey mouse and donald duck saying merry christmas ..
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media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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white people be like “this present is from the dog”
December 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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thinking of the fugitive slave act and people who profited from it
NEW: A variety of military and intelligence contractors have already signed on to help ICE's immigrant bounty hunter program. A review of procurement data shows 10 companies stand to make up to *ONE BILLION* dollars from the program by 2027. theintercept.com/2025/12/23/i...
10 Companies Have Already Made $1 Million as ICE Bounty Hunters. We Found Them.
And they stand to make millions more in cash bonuses for surveilling and tracking immigrants in service of ICE’s deportation machine.
theintercept.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Official Bears NFC North clinching scenarios for Week 17:

CHI win OR
GB loss OR
CHI tie + GB tie
December 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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I expect more Bears to eventually get to the Pro Bowl as alternates, but it's stunning CB Nahshon Wright wasn't selected. Leads the league in takeaways, led CBs in fan votes.
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Did I just see a Colts fan do that dumbass dance Trump does?
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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We're really just not playing defense tonight, eh?
December 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I think @rotopat.bsky.social was right: Philip Rivers just needed to knock loose some scar tissue.

This is analytics.
December 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Go to anyone's job and call them a racial slur and see what happens
The fan was in the stands. Somehow I knew Metcalf would make it racial. Metcalf touching any fan is wrong. Period!
December 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Bears head coach Ben Johnson: "We knew all along that our red-zone defense was going to be a huge key of winning that ball game."

Held Packers to 0-5, best for a Chi defense since 2017. Green Bay was 0-3 on goal-to-go, Bears hadn't forced that since 2005. More analysis here
How the Bears found a way: 10 biggest moments before the winning TD vs. Packers
Reflecting on the biggest moments from the Bears' win over the Packers, and all the good and bad that led to the game-winning touchdown.
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Morning.
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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knock him OUT
Here’s Metcalf’s side. If he did report this fan in the past, I’m sure there’s a record of it.
December 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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This is either going to be about war with Venezuela or that the McRib is back at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald’s…
December 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Why do they even have sideline reporters. Pure fiction.
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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The Chicago Bears are going to the #NFLPlayoffs!
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
This is crazy. ❄️
During a press conference, Marco Rubio was unusually energized, restless, with rapid speech, visible agitation, dilated pupils, excessive sweating, jaw tension, frequent sniffing, and an intense emotional presentation reflected in rigid posture and exaggerated gestures. ❄️⛷️☃️
December 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Scott Hanson on NFL Redzone:
a group of people standing in a room with the words hands off jimmy don t touch jimmy
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media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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J.J. McCarthy clearly the first NFL quarterback who got through college on Chat GPT
December 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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DJ Moore on the Bears' win:

"It means a lot. And at the end of the day, it's F the Packers always."
December 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM