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el @el-ellie.bsky.social · Dec 6
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine an ass farting on a human face--forever."
-George Orwell
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ztul.bsky.social
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
"THE BLOWJOB BROTHERS" starring Jushi Belushi and Daykroyd Aykroyd.
December 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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notquitereal.bsky.social
product called bar keeper's enemy and it's just gunk and muck
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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headfallsoff.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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justkeepskeeting.pro
if you’re cold, they’re cold put ice in the deep fryer. And there’s an image with two fryer baskets full of ice just above the oil. Don’t do this because a fire will happen, and the whole place will burn down.
November 11, 2023 at 3:40 AM
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forpush.bsky.social
“Here’s your presidential library mr president I designed it to match your legacy just like you asked.”
“I said brutal austerity not brutalist ossuary”
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
el-ellie.bsky.social
He was just a fucking kid
BioHazard, a rectangular robot wedged on all four sides with an arm for lifting and flipping competitors.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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dell.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
the ancient greeks signified Tragedy with an iconic mask
a faceplate for an animatronic of the character Gizmo from the film Gremlins, in a pained expression
October 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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code.b0in.xyz
really missed opportunity not having ska in TNG
A picture from Star Trek TNG of Riker with a trombone and Troi is looking at him. Picture taken from the Trombone article on memory-alpha.fandom.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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ztul.bsky.social
the cold damp chili peppers
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
it's gonna be sad when Jeff Dunham dies and Lena has to dedicate her life to taking care of the puppets
August 28, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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girlnextvore.bsky.social
Anakin: so is it like...is it weird cause they call each other brother?

Ashoke: But they arn't ACTUALLY brothers though its complicated I guess maybe its

Obi-wan: We do not need to talk about this please

Yoda chiming in from the other room: Selfcest it is.
girlnextvore.bsky.social Morgan "Strap slinging Slasher"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · Oct 16
Anakin probably: THE CLONES BE FUCKING?? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THE CLONES BE FUCKING EACH OTHER

Obi-wan: Anakin please stop saying it so lou-

Ashoka: THEY BE FUCKING EACH OTHER?????!!!
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
Cars are the Great Satan and American motorists his loyal servants
zachweinersmith.bsky.social Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · Oct 16
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
el-ellie.bsky.social
sources say Mitch McConnell let out a wet squeaky fart upon falling
October 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
el-ellie.bsky.social
quaaludes for dogs
October 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
el-ellie.bsky.social
Elden ring
October 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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rudefoxalton.bsky.social
Antifa super soldiers everywhere are identifying each other by saying how much their "paenus horts" and how they don't have sex because they are afraid their "peanits will hort so bad". Be safe out there.
October 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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thepaleape.bsky.social
money hack: bank fraud
September 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
helping my cat get their claw unstuck from a blanket
painting of huge green alien reaching out of a cloud to grab a chimp
March 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones
March 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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estroclysm.neocities.org
flintstones bit where fred washes his hands then pulls on the hand dryer dinosaurs tail and it rips ass for a minute straight
September 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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gagabarber.bsky.social
Willy Wonka briefing the Oompa Loompas:
September 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM