Emma
ekeyed.bsky.social
Emma
@ekeyed.bsky.social
american abroad
gave a snap approval to one of the french middle schoolers i volunteer with and she said “clock it!” in an extremely thick french accent
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
just found out that french people learn about edgar allen poe as just “edgar poe.” deeply upsetting information.
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
feel like a bitch for not liking a woman in book club because she’s a bad thinker
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Dick Cheney’s legacy is that he turned 9/11 from a national tragedy into a global disaster. He did so through a mixture of arrogance, stupidity and greed and blighted the last quarter century.
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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"Cities should remain museum pieces for incumbents and any newcomer is strictly a burden" is the most loser mindset that powers the most loser politics in America today.
Moving to New York and pulling the ladder up behind myself, but wokely
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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bit of an eccentric opinion but i believe everyone should know the phonetic alphabet and i think everyone should start shouting in it a half millisecond after anyone mishears anything
October 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Statehood now
House lawmakers voted to allow 14-year-olds to be tried as adults and to treat young people more harshly in the D.C. justice system — fulfilling a top request from the Trump administration despite universal opposition among top D.C. elected officials.
House votes to charge D.C. 14-year-olds as adults
The House also voted to restrict judges from giving lighter sentences to young adults, among 14 D.C. crime-related policy proposals from the GOP.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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To the 31 House Democrats who voted with Trump: I would never vote to disenfranchise your constituents, undermine their democratic rights, or impose harsher penalties on them against their will. Regrettably, you have done exactly that to my constituents and legislative body. Shame 😪
Today 31 Democrats chose to side with Donald Trump over DC.

We did not ask for this. It will not make us safer. And fueling this fascist president's agenda is dangerous for our entire country. (🧵)
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Liberté, égalité, wokisme
I remain and will always remain a partisan of le wokisme
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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RIP big dog
June 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes
June 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM