Emmitt Fitz-Hume
@efitzhume.bsky.social
Former Information Officer at State. Started in ‘74 as a mail boy. My father got me my job. Current assignment classified, but it’s a considerable step up in base pay.
Are you a Republican senator looking for a golden parachute out of government? Are you on good terms with Ron DeSantis? Are you a white man?
Congrats. You’re probably the next HBC of the Florida Gators.
Congrats. You’re probably the next HBC of the Florida Gators.
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Are you a Republican senator looking for a golden parachute out of government? Are you on good terms with Ron DeSantis? Are you a white man?
Congrats. You’re probably the next HBC of the Florida Gators.
Congrats. You’re probably the next HBC of the Florida Gators.
I agree AI is the indispensable tool of human society in the 21st century. So far today I received 7 AI-generated pics of friends made to look like Macy’s parade balloons.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I agree AI is the indispensable tool of human society in the 21st century. So far today I received 7 AI-generated pics of friends made to look like Macy’s parade balloons.
I ordered this burger five times. But I still have no idea how it tastes, because every time it got delivered to an LSU defensive back instead.
www.wcjb.com/2025/07/03/g...
www.wcjb.com/2025/07/03/g...
Gainesville restaurant launching burger named after DJ Lagway
DJ’s Cast Iron Burgers in Gainesville is launching the Lagway Burger.
www.wcjb.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I ordered this burger five times. But I still have no idea how it tastes, because every time it got delivered to an LSU defensive back instead.
www.wcjb.com/2025/07/03/g...
www.wcjb.com/2025/07/03/g...
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Inshallah
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Inshallah
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this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
The Muppet Show, and it’s not even close.
What TV show had the best theme song?
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Muppet Show, and it’s not even close.
I’m fairly certain people from NYC already know not to go into the Hudson River.
NYC folks, if you’re traveling up to the Hudson Valley, DO NOT go in the Hudson River or let your dogs swim in the river right now. There is a historically huge blue algae bloom that is extremely deadly. More here: www.caryinstitute.org/news-insight...
Extensive Harmful Algal Bloom in the Hudson River Estuary
Researchers at Cary Institute of Ecosystem Studies observed a massive algal bloom in the Hudson River Estuary in a large stretch from Kingston to Norrie Point in Staatsburg. The bloom has been confirm...
www.caryinstitute.org
September 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m fairly certain people from NYC already know not to go into the Hudson River.
The Patriarch of Constantinople.
By the time you're 30 you should have one player on a team you don't care about whom you hate for reasons no one understand but you
September 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Patriarch of Constantinople.
Respectfully, go fuck yourself.
Zionist butchers are ensuring that all Jewish people will be tarred with their monstrous genocidal brush for a millennium.
September 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Respectfully, go fuck yourself.
A Twinkie representing all the psychokinetic energy in the New York area in June, 1984 would be 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds.
What’s your favorite food fact that is true but sounds totally made up?
I’ll start: about half of the mushrooms produced across the United States of America each year (more than 300 million pounds of mushrooms in recent years) are produced in *one county* in Pennsylvania.
I’ll start: about half of the mushrooms produced across the United States of America each year (more than 300 million pounds of mushrooms in recent years) are produced in *one county* in Pennsylvania.
August 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
A Twinkie representing all the psychokinetic energy in the New York area in June, 1984 would be 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds.
The most on-brand name in the history of college football? Colt McCoy at Texas. Hard to think anyone will ever top that.
Whit Weeks is just too Georgia of a name for a LSU player. I don’t like it. There should be transfer rules against players when your entire brand is too in-state
August 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The most on-brand name in the history of college football? Colt McCoy at Texas. Hard to think anyone will ever top that.
I tried reading the Chief Justice’s history book, but the pages were all white.
July 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I tried reading the Chief Justice’s history book, but the pages were all white.
Who shot JR?
Let’s play “Nostaglic Jeopardy!”
Name a question that you never hear anyone ask anymore.
Name a question that you never hear anyone ask anymore.
July 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Who shot JR?
Happy Gilmore 2 isn’t pretty bad. It’s beyond that. Were it not for Highlander 2 and my second marriage, it would be the worst sequel in human history.
I will write a review next week but Happy Gilmore 2 is not just pretty bad, it's pretty bad in exactly the way I feared and a way that tells the story of why there's so little good sports TV/movies made right now. It's not even the shameless IP-flogging, which is fine with me
July 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Happy Gilmore 2 isn’t pretty bad. It’s beyond that. Were it not for Highlander 2 and my second marriage, it would be the worst sequel in human history.
“Please don’t kill people with a flood” is a problematic ask for the god of the Old Testament.
There's a Russian proverb of which I am fond: pray to God but row to shore. Prayer is not the answer to floods. Proper weather services and early warning systems are.
(And doing something about global warming, probably.)
(And doing something about global warming, probably.)
“Prayer matters,” Abbott said. Prayers “could have been the reason why water stopped rising”.
What a shameful MAGA debacle of a press conference - a conference supposedly intended to help families desperate for information on the Texas flooding.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
What a shameful MAGA debacle of a press conference - a conference supposedly intended to help families desperate for information on the Texas flooding.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...
July 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Please don’t kill people with a flood” is a problematic ask for the god of the Old Testament.
Joe vs. The Volcano not being nominated for Best Picture was the second worst omission in Oscars history.
(Tom Arnold not being nominated for - and winning - Best Supporting Actor for True Lies is quite obviously the worst).
(Tom Arnold not being nominated for - and winning - Best Supporting Actor for True Lies is quite obviously the worst).
People who hate JvV may not be bad people, but their goodness is suspect
July 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Joe vs. The Volcano not being nominated for Best Picture was the second worst omission in Oscars history.
(Tom Arnold not being nominated for - and winning - Best Supporting Actor for True Lies is quite obviously the worst).
(Tom Arnold not being nominated for - and winning - Best Supporting Actor for True Lies is quite obviously the worst).
Godfather 2
Winter Soldier
Terminator 2
The Great Muppet Caper
Christmas Vacation
Aliens
Return of the King
Wrath of Khan
Voyage Home
Undiscovered Country
First Contact
Clear and Present Danger (as sequel to Patriot Games, not HFRO)
Winter Soldier
Terminator 2
The Great Muppet Caper
Christmas Vacation
Aliens
Return of the King
Wrath of Khan
Voyage Home
Undiscovered Country
First Contact
Clear and Present Danger (as sequel to Patriot Games, not HFRO)
Isn’t Empire pretty famously and universally regarded as better than A New Hope
July 6, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Godfather 2
Winter Soldier
Terminator 2
The Great Muppet Caper
Christmas Vacation
Aliens
Return of the King
Wrath of Khan
Voyage Home
Undiscovered Country
First Contact
Clear and Present Danger (as sequel to Patriot Games, not HFRO)
Winter Soldier
Terminator 2
The Great Muppet Caper
Christmas Vacation
Aliens
Return of the King
Wrath of Khan
Voyage Home
Undiscovered Country
First Contact
Clear and Present Danger (as sequel to Patriot Games, not HFRO)
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The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it.
- Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders.
- Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.
- Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders.
- Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.
June 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The left better start figuring out how to weaponize today's decision rather than just (rightfully) criticizing it.
- Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders.
- Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.
- Go back into Judge Kaczmaryk's court to dissolve all of his nationwide orders.
- Pass gun bans and insist any order applies only to plaintiffs.
A+ post.
Did he resign or was he sacked
SCOOP: Edward "Big Balls" Coristine resigned from the government, and subsequently DOGE, on Monday.
w/ @jakelahut.writes.news, @telliotter.bsky.social, + @zoeschiffer.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/big-ba...
w/ @jakelahut.writes.news, @telliotter.bsky.social, + @zoeschiffer.bsky.social
www.wired.com/story/big-ba...
June 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A+ post.
If defendants in the Law and Order universe never stupidly took the stand at trial, that entire series would be maybe three episodes long.
June 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If defendants in the Law and Order universe never stupidly took the stand at trial, that entire series would be maybe three episodes long.
Ohio State.
The ABC crew keeps saying “the best two words in sports, Game 7” but nobody is going on the record about the worst two words in sports
June 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Ohio State.
Setting the trap.
June 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Setting the trap.
Today the Supreme Court answered the question “What if Dred Scott were a trans child?”
June 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Today the Supreme Court answered the question “What if Dred Scott were a trans child?”
A crew of guys, speaking exclusively Spanish, have been working on re-roofing my neighbor’s house since 6 am. It’s a certainty that if Stephen Miller were forced to join them tomorrow, he’d be lobbying for immigration mass amnesty by lunchtime.
June 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A crew of guys, speaking exclusively Spanish, have been working on re-roofing my neighbor’s house since 6 am. It’s a certainty that if Stephen Miller were forced to join them tomorrow, he’d be lobbying for immigration mass amnesty by lunchtime.