Pete is certainly old enough to buy alcohol. A lot of alcohol.

Bama isn’t competing for football recruits with a commuter school adjacent to an interstate in Boca Raton.

“Completely unique” made my ears hurt. “Unique” is a binary condition, like pregnancy or being a fan of Neil Diamond. Something either is or isn’t. “Unique” should never be accompanied by an adverb.

Let’s not forget the Caine-Hackman Theory, although it’s now a bit dated.

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Fun fact: this is not illegal in Florida.

Keep the story in the news, Donald. Bold strategy. Let’s see if it pays off for you.

Lenny Pepperidge for Chief of Staff!

We’ll see whether the emotions come out when he gives her herpes.

Gonna be a wild indeed when Herr Miller learns where Mexico is located, and who colonized it.

I used to be a domestic violence prosecutor. Had quite a few defendants who loved to quote Ephesians 5:22-24. Twice in my career a man quoted it on the stand.

“So the Bible justifies your actions, sir? Tell us, please, what do the next 9 verses say?”

Comedy gold both times. Both convicted.

Luka could have done a better job than the guys out there.

It says nothing about the vast majority of Jews worldwide who recoil in horror at what’s happening.

I’m a Jew. I believe fervently in the State of Israel.

I also fervently believe Israel is run by a cartoonishly evil and corrupt regime which is committing genocide in Palestine.

What I don’t believe in is collective guilt. What the current government of Israel is doing says nothing about me.

Swap 4 and 3.