Effectua
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Effectua
@effectua.bsky.social
· Mar 15
I've never understood the desire for fame. I want the opposite -- to live in a soft mushroom on a mossy forest floor eating tiny little mushroom steaks until I've devoured my entire house and need to move to a new mushroom
This motherfucker will burn down the entire world trying to prove he is the most popular, well-liked kid in school.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This motherfucker will burn down the entire world trying to prove he is the most popular, well-liked kid in school.
Donald Trump's decorating style can only be described as Yakety Sax.
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Donald Trump's decorating style can only be described as Yakety Sax.
I'm so glad other people are young so I don't have to be.
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm so glad other people are young so I don't have to be.
My 20th wedding anniversary was yesterday, and between you and me, 3/10. Would not recommend.
October 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My 20th wedding anniversary was yesterday, and between you and me, 3/10. Would not recommend.
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what if you were "too old for this shit" ...but in space?
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
what if you were "too old for this shit" ...but in space?
This MFer covered the entire White House in gold leaf.
August 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This MFer covered the entire White House in gold leaf.
Wondering if neurotypical people also find songs that itch their brain so well they listen to them on repeat for hours.
August 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Wondering if neurotypical people also find songs that itch their brain so well they listen to them on repeat for hours.
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I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
August 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I need you to understand that if you heard a song you liked in the 80s, you couldn’t Shazam it. You couldn’t Google the lyrics. You had to sing it to the guy at Tower Records.
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We were somewhere around the bougainvillea on the edge of the lawn when the drugs began to take hold.
August 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We were somewhere around the bougainvillea on the edge of the lawn when the drugs began to take hold.
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Her gams were liquid celery stalks.Her lips drew me like a cheap cartoon. I realized she was her own sister, Myra, drifting soft in the lagoon. "Thought you'd get away with it, Angel?" Her tiny pearl pistol exploded like a ripe carrot into my onion."Mirepoix, baby," I said as I drifted into roux.
August 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Her gams were liquid celery stalks.Her lips drew me like a cheap cartoon. I realized she was her own sister, Myra, drifting soft in the lagoon. "Thought you'd get away with it, Angel?" Her tiny pearl pistol exploded like a ripe carrot into my onion."Mirepoix, baby," I said as I drifted into roux.
😩😩😩
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy and happiness.
August 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
😩😩😩
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We broke up. The number of stickers on her laptop was untenable.
August 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We broke up. The number of stickers on her laptop was untenable.
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“The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Keep Calm and Chive On.’”
July 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'...and I'll look down and whisper 'Keep Calm and Chive On.’”
This is every relationship I have ever had. I will not be discussing it further.
July 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is every relationship I have ever had. I will not be discussing it further.
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And from your lips she drew a jalapeno
July 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
And from your lips she drew a jalapeno
What is the male child of a beach called?
July 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What is the male child of a beach called?
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Been there. Done that. Killed the Dark Champion. Snagged the treasure. Leveled up. Gained a point of intelligence. Portaled to town. Sold a bunch of junk. Slept at the inn. Got poisoned by the town demon after an exchange re: lodging costs. Lost several points of charisma from all the swelling.
January 4, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Been there. Done that. Killed the Dark Champion. Snagged the treasure. Leveled up. Gained a point of intelligence. Portaled to town. Sold a bunch of junk. Slept at the inn. Got poisoned by the town demon after an exchange re: lodging costs. Lost several points of charisma from all the swelling.
this is my 500th post
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
this is my 500th post
I think it's important to understand that some of us are really mentally ill and trying to figure out our shit live.
July 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I think it's important to understand that some of us are really mentally ill and trying to figure out our shit live.
it's like opera for the depressed
July 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
it's like opera for the depressed
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she had dumps like a truck
Elizabeth Lorybottom
England, Lancashire, Rusholme Road Cemetery 1821-1933
England, Lancashire, Rusholme Road Cemetery 1821-1933
July 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
she had dumps like a truck
In fairness, all of us 2025 and we're trying not to pay attention.
July 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
In fairness, all of us 2025 and we're trying not to pay attention.