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Effectua
@effectua.bsky.social
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If it's this one, you have to do it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I'm crying
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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This motherfucker will burn down the entire world trying to prove he is the most popular, well-liked kid in school.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Donald Trump's decorating style can only be described as Yakety Sax.
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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August 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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This MFer covered the entire White House in gold leaf.
Photo of Trump and Zelensky sitting in gold chairs surrounded by gold fixtures, gold fireplace, gold mantelpiece while meeting at the Gold House.
August 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Wondering if neurotypical people also find songs that itch their brain so well they listen to them on repeat for hours.
August 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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We were somewhere around the bougainvillea on the edge of the lawn when the drugs began to take hold.
Photo from Negative Recovery on Instg. Two polyester skirt-suit clad women posing placidly (late 1950s-ish??) One in red, one in yellow, both in a set of short curls hair sprayed to within an inch of suffocation into small helmets. Their appropriate-sized heels sunk into the lawn just enough to make them both uncomfortable. They smile awkwardly posing next to a massive bougainvillea. Valium and amateur photographer husbands could be the only explanation for this moment in time.
August 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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This is every relationship I have ever had. I will not be discussing it further.
Photo of side-by-side, attached, co-dependent, basic bitch toilets.
July 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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dammit
Screenshot of my totally kick ass (I never use this phrase but am making an exception because it totally is) Bluesky profile. (70's theme) because I'm old and that makes me comfortable. Sad follower count, antisocial following count. Most importantly, "501 posts"
July 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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confirmed
Screenshot of my totally kick ass (I never use this phrase but am making an exception because it totally is) Bluesky profile. (70's theme) because I'm old and that makes me comfortable. Sad follower count, antisocial following count. Most importantly, "500 posts"
July 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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this is my 500th post
Screenshot of my totally kick ass (I never use this phrase but am making an exception because it totally is) Bluesky profile. (70's theme) because I'm old and that makes me comfortable. Sad follower count, antisocial following count. Most importantly, "499 posts"
July 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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it's like opera for the depressed
July 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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In fairness, all of us 2025 and we're trying not to pay attention.
From grunge dot com: photo of obscure famous musician "These musicians 2025 and no one even noticed"
July 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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find me in this photo
from at Scottishgeologist on Instg: photo of a rock formation with the word "DYKE" located directly above the rock formation. There are no people in the photo.
July 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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July 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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making American graith
Photo of red baseball cap (you know the one). Printed (and I use the term loosely) on the cap: "Place this hat on your head to assume your final form as the disgusting human being you've been trying to hide your entire life."
July 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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[me flirting]

Come here, angular human. Let me swiftly glide my knuckle across your sharp jawline like I'm trying to light a match. *fffffffffffffffffffwt*
Tortilla with a burnt eyes and sad smile sitting on tinfoil. Speech bubble overhead.
July 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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shreddled so damn good
70s, sepia, beret, janky fabric couch, thin shirtless man with a stanky O face.
July 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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legally changing my name
post from at elixirofscience on Instg: "The discovery of the world's first organism that is neither dead nor alive! SCIENTISTS DISCOVERED A CREATURE THAT IS NEITHER FULLY ALIVE NOR COMPLETELY DEAD. THIS STRANGE ORGANISM, NAMED SUKUNAARCHAEUM MIRABILE IS NOT QUITE A VIRUS, BUT NOT A FULLY DEVELOPED CELL EITHER."
July 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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At secondhand_stardust on 🧵: "MY NEIGHBORS WITH THE FIREWORKS WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY 27TH OF JUNE"
June 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM