Ed Jefferson
@edjefferson.com
writes/codes/talks about things no-one else would bother to. e dot jefferson at gmail. he/him. was @edjeff.
https://edjefferson.com
I have a Mews Letter: https://mewsletter.co.uk/
https://edjefferson.com
I have a Mews Letter: https://mewsletter.co.uk/
"masturbate onto your silent bob funko pop to bring forth the creative magick needed for chasing amy 2"
are you prepared to experience the most cursed comic book page ever printed?
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"masturbate onto your silent bob funko pop to bring forth the creative magick needed for chasing amy 2"
Remember remember the 10th of November
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Remember remember the 10th of November
give the BBC to Mr Beast
November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
give the BBC to Mr Beast
Reposted by Ed Jefferson
Exclusively looking up everything on the Mr Men wiki from now on
September 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Exclusively looking up everything on the Mr Men wiki from now on
was tim davie wearing a poppy when he resigned
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
was tim davie wearing a poppy when he resigned
I'll have a go at being the DG of the BBC, I'm a complete twat
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'll have a go at being the DG of the BBC, I'm a complete twat
One thing I would say is this article entirely buys into the claims that the services involved can actually do what they claim to be able to do.
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One thing I would say is this article entirely buys into the claims that the services involved can actually do what they claim to be able to do.
Youve been kidnapped and the last mamdani slogan meme saved in your phone has to save you. Wrong answers only!!!
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Youve been kidnapped and the last mamdani slogan meme saved in your phone has to save you. Wrong answers only!!!
Reposted by Ed Jefferson
PLEASE REPOST: a couple of bar staff urgently needed for shifts in Stratford tomorrow - it's a West Ham home game and I've had staff drop out so you can borderline name your price
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
PLEASE REPOST: a couple of bar staff urgently needed for shifts in Stratford tomorrow - it's a West Ham home game and I've had staff drop out so you can borderline name your price
I have upgraded our unique (?) parody karaoke software with brand new duet features! Come and find out if they work!
🎵MARAOKE🎵 returns to the Stoke Newington Loading Bar on Friday, November 21st.
Now with new 'duet' technology!
New Songs
Parody Lyrics*
Noob Friendly
Mark your calendars
Book your tickets: maraoke.com/booknow
*Except good and NOT like when a comedian inadvisedly goes on Radio 4 with a guitar
Now with new 'duet' technology!
New Songs
Parody Lyrics*
Noob Friendly
Mark your calendars
Book your tickets: maraoke.com/booknow
*Except good and NOT like when a comedian inadvisedly goes on Radio 4 with a guitar
November 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I have upgraded our unique (?) parody karaoke software with brand new duet features! Come and find out if they work!
Reposted by Ed Jefferson
🎵MARAOKE🎵 returns to the Stoke Newington Loading Bar on Friday, November 21st.
Now with new 'duet' technology!
New Songs
Parody Lyrics*
Noob Friendly
Mark your calendars
Book your tickets: maraoke.com/booknow
*Except good and NOT like when a comedian inadvisedly goes on Radio 4 with a guitar
Now with new 'duet' technology!
New Songs
Parody Lyrics*
Noob Friendly
Mark your calendars
Book your tickets: maraoke.com/booknow
*Except good and NOT like when a comedian inadvisedly goes on Radio 4 with a guitar
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
🎵MARAOKE🎵 returns to the Stoke Newington Loading Bar on Friday, November 21st.
Now with new 'duet' technology!
New Songs
Parody Lyrics*
Noob Friendly
Mark your calendars
Book your tickets: maraoke.com/booknow
*Except good and NOT like when a comedian inadvisedly goes on Radio 4 with a guitar
Now with new 'duet' technology!
New Songs
Parody Lyrics*
Noob Friendly
Mark your calendars
Book your tickets: maraoke.com/booknow
*Except good and NOT like when a comedian inadvisedly goes on Radio 4 with a guitar
Reposted by Ed Jefferson
where's the wikihow page for how to hide 3600 piece lego set from wife
NEW — LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
#StarTrek #Lego
blog.trekcore.com/2025/11/lego...
LEGO Unveils New 3600-Piece STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D Brick Set
LEGO finally unveils their long-rumored 3600pc, $400 STAR TREK: TNG Enterprise-D brick set and limited-availability Shuttlepod kit, coming in late November
blog.trekcore.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
where's the wikihow page for how to hide 3600 piece lego set from wife
Reposted by Ed Jefferson
Bloody Hell, no wonder K-9 and Company didn’t get picked up.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Bloody Hell, no wonder K-9 and Company didn’t get picked up.
I have a couple of things I get PLR money from when people take it out the library and one of them is a guidebook to a mobile game discontinued 4 years ago, which I suspect means I am literally profiting out of making children unhappy. Ah well.
November 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I have a couple of things I get PLR money from when people take it out the library and one of them is a guidebook to a mobile game discontinued 4 years ago, which I suspect means I am literally profiting out of making children unhappy. Ah well.
don't care about some local election in new york and actually we spell it "mayour" in the king's english
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
don't care about some local election in new york and actually we spell it "mayour" in the king's english
Labour guy trying to learn a lesson from Mamdani: huh, he took a big gamble! Maybe I should take some more money from gambling companies!
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Labour guy trying to learn a lesson from Mamdani: huh, he took a big gamble! Maybe I should take some more money from gambling companies!
have big finish announced the vlinx adventures yet
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
have big finish announced the vlinx adventures yet
Reposted by Ed Jefferson
A politician's job is to improve the world
“My job is to deal with the world as I find it, not the world as I might wish it to be” - Reeves tells the press conference.
Strategists have been saying this has been the chancellor's mantra for the last few months, when tempted to rage about the timing of the OBR's productivity downgrade.
Strategists have been saying this has been the chancellor's mantra for the last few months, when tempted to rage about the timing of the OBR's productivity downgrade.
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
A politician's job is to improve the world
Anne Robinson in 1997:
ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Anne Robinson in 1997:
Been a few threads about stuff like this on here today and man alive people who are this committed to idea of their own memory being infallible must be a fucking pain in the arse to deal with in every aspect of their life.
Popped into the Blur subreddit to find someone complaining they can't find any footage of the band playing Clover Over Dover at Wembley. This is because they didn't play Clover Over Dover at Wembley (they played it at Hammersmith a few weeks later), and everyone is trying to convince OP of this.
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Been a few threads about stuff like this on here today and man alive people who are this committed to idea of their own memory being infallible must be a fucking pain in the arse to deal with in every aspect of their life.
Reposted by Ed Jefferson
London’s busiest bus stops, by interactive map:
London’s busiest bus stops, by interactive map - London Reconnections
The leading source for independent news and analysis about transport in London and beyond. Award-winning coverage of transport infrastructure and politics alongside stories about the history of the Capital's transport networks.
www.londonreconnections.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
London’s busiest bus stops, by interactive map:
Idea for a high concept comedy night where everyone attempts to deliver this worse
I think this is legitimately the worst delivered joke of all time. Like in all of human history. Since they invented jokes. Actually since they invented language.
Folks, when you’ve got it you’ve got it
November 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Idea for a high concept comedy night where everyone attempts to deliver this worse
Reposted by Ed Jefferson
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)