Bill F
@ecualung.bsky.social
What if you were that guy who in 2025 is slinging quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in normal conversation
December 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
What if you were that guy who in 2025 is slinging quotes from Ace Ventura: Pet Detective in normal conversation
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Benoit Blanc and Philomena Cunk independently investigate the same murder and come to the same correct conclusion for vastly different reasons
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Benoit Blanc and Philomena Cunk independently investigate the same murder and come to the same correct conclusion for vastly different reasons
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marxists OWNED by REVELATION that their HERO Bill CLINTON is in the EPSTEIN files. “this is like Trotskys expulsion meets Khrushchevs secret speech plus the sino soviet split but worse” says local commissar. “we will never recover from this. all is dashed”
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
marxists OWNED by REVELATION that their HERO Bill CLINTON is in the EPSTEIN files. “this is like Trotskys expulsion meets Khrushchevs secret speech plus the sino soviet split but worse” says local commissar. “we will never recover from this. all is dashed”
This is going to be me soon enough.
“Hey kids who wants to watch a cowboy movie”
“TOY STORY”
“Silverado? Well yeah that sounds like a grand time”
“TOY STORY TOY STORY”
“Sure you got it, Silverado. All the kids love Silverado…”
“TOY STORY”
“Silverado? Well yeah that sounds like a grand time”
“TOY STORY TOY STORY”
“Sure you got it, Silverado. All the kids love Silverado…”
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is going to be me soon enough.
Force Awakens came out 10 years ago today.
Since then Star Wars has both delivered something better than my wildest dreams and also ended up in a place worse than I imagined it could.
Since then Star Wars has both delivered something better than my wildest dreams and also ended up in a place worse than I imagined it could.
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Force Awakens came out 10 years ago today.
Since then Star Wars has both delivered something better than my wildest dreams and also ended up in a place worse than I imagined it could.
Since then Star Wars has both delivered something better than my wildest dreams and also ended up in a place worse than I imagined it could.
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It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
January 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
It costs $0 to retweet this photo of Sy Ableman on the cover of Wife Magazine
Let’s hope he’s as good as Eric Ramsey
🟣🏴 BREAKING: The Colorado Rapids will name Tottenham assistant Matt Wells their next head coach, per sources.
Wells, 37, is an assistant under Thomas Frank. Previously worked under Ange Postecoglu and Scott Parker.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Wells, 37, is an assistant under Thomas Frank. Previously worked under Ange Postecoglu and Scott Parker.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/688...
Sources: Rapids to tab Tottenham assistant as new manager
www.nytimes.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Let’s hope he’s as good as Eric Ramsey
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Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
Preview of The Wire, S2E1 as revamped for Netflix:
*int. Baltimore Harbor Police office, night*
Night janitor: McNulty! What are you doing working so late?
McNulty: Earlier today I found a dead body in the harbor! And I'm studying these tide charts so that I can prove it's our responsibility! 1/2
*int. Baltimore Harbor Police office, night*
Night janitor: McNulty! What are you doing working so late?
McNulty: Earlier today I found a dead body in the harbor! And I'm studying these tide charts so that I can prove it's our responsibility! 1/2
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Preview of The Wire, S2E1 as revamped for Netflix:
*int. Baltimore Harbor Police office, night*
Night janitor: McNulty! What are you doing working so late?
McNulty: Earlier today I found a dead body in the harbor! And I'm studying these tide charts so that I can prove it's our responsibility! 1/2
*int. Baltimore Harbor Police office, night*
Night janitor: McNulty! What are you doing working so late?
McNulty: Earlier today I found a dead body in the harbor! And I'm studying these tide charts so that I can prove it's our responsibility! 1/2
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Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936
Right: 1936 electoral map
Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936
Right: 1936 electoral map
Right: 1936 electoral map
Maggie Smith stayed “about 60” for like three decades.
Anyone else surprised to learn that Maggie Smith was only 58 in SISTER ACT (1992)?
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Maggie Smith stayed “about 60” for like three decades.
I kind of think this is true, and it is going to bring about some VERY strange bedfellows that will be an interesting experiment for the left and liberals.
I can’t quite put it into words, but Trump praising Mamdani on the same day that MTG resigns in opposition to “big Tech, big Pharma, the war complex and big donors” feels like a harbinger of realignment.
There is a political earthquake trembling beneath the surface waiting to break through.
There is a political earthquake trembling beneath the surface waiting to break through.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I kind of think this is true, and it is going to bring about some VERY strange bedfellows that will be an interesting experiment for the left and liberals.
Trump proposes 50-year mortgages. Tay Zonday predicted all of this:
So when they talk about the housing crisis
They never say we need to lower housing prices
We need better devices to afford high prices
Meaning higher debt/lower interest cuz you're underpaid to begin with
youtu.be/37eqoYbj1QM?...
So when they talk about the housing crisis
They never say we need to lower housing prices
We need better devices to afford high prices
Meaning higher debt/lower interest cuz you're underpaid to begin with
youtu.be/37eqoYbj1QM?...
"MAMA ECONOMY" (THE ECONOMY EXPLAINED) ORIGINAL SONG by TAY ZONDAY Feat. LINDSEY STIRLING
YouTube video by TayZonday
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Trump proposes 50-year mortgages. Tay Zonday predicted all of this:
So when they talk about the housing crisis
They never say we need to lower housing prices
We need better devices to afford high prices
Meaning higher debt/lower interest cuz you're underpaid to begin with
youtu.be/37eqoYbj1QM?...
So when they talk about the housing crisis
They never say we need to lower housing prices
We need better devices to afford high prices
Meaning higher debt/lower interest cuz you're underpaid to begin with
youtu.be/37eqoYbj1QM?...
Yes, but usually there’s a third candidate who might win, who got an MBA from some Ivy Leave school
Watching Chilean election results come in and once again thinking about this tweet
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Yes, but usually there’s a third candidate who might win, who got an MBA from some Ivy Leave school
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Maybe it’s just the Humanities professor in me, but let it be noted that events of today (ahem) have demonstrated the value of being able to assess a large volume of qualitative data and do careful textual analysis with deep attention to context.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Maybe it’s just the Humanities professor in me, but let it be noted that events of today (ahem) have demonstrated the value of being able to assess a large volume of qualitative data and do careful textual analysis with deep attention to context.
What a MLS game this has been. Man oh man.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What a MLS game this has been. Man oh man.
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One of the weirdest things about buying a car is how the people you bought it from almost immediately start asking you to sell it back.
November 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
One of the weirdest things about buying a car is how the people you bought it from almost immediately start asking you to sell it back.
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As Marx once said
This is a great point and nobody ever frames it this way.
Barely any major league athlete is overpaid, they are all underpaid relative to the revenue they produce for their billionaire owners who do basically nothing for the team except maybe meddle to make it worse.
Barely any major league athlete is overpaid, they are all underpaid relative to the revenue they produce for their billionaire owners who do basically nothing for the team except maybe meddle to make it worse.
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
As Marx once said
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POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
POSTER: I made my classic post about tech CTO’s creating the torment nexus to highlight the recklessness and poor media literacy of tech CTOs
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
TECH CTO: the torment nexus post is a cautionary tale about being mean to me
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only a tech guy could miss the point this much
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
only a tech guy could miss the point this much
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the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
This little shit ass has cat food available to him 24/7, but he’d rather jump up on the table and lick a spot where cheese USED to be
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This little shit ass has cat food available to him 24/7, but he’d rather jump up on the table and lick a spot where cheese USED to be
Terrible from Armas. Attacking the one guy who has been consistently covering the Rapids for ten years.
I don’t want to see Armas back.
I don’t want to see Armas back.
Here’s the video at the start of the question. Decide for yourself if @bymattpollard.bsky.social is in the wrong here:
www.youtube.com/live/CGwCbG1...
www.youtube.com/live/CGwCbG1...
Postgame Press Conference: Colorado Rapids vs. LAFC
YouTube video by Colorado Rapids
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Terrible from Armas. Attacking the one guy who has been consistently covering the Rapids for ten years.
I don’t want to see Armas back.
I don’t want to see Armas back.